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re: Irish Mob Midgets Supected of 55 Break ins

Posted on 4/9/17 at 4:14 pm to
Posted by TheOfficial
Member since Feb 2005
1393 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 4:14 pm to
The one on the left looks like James Van Der Beek.
Posted by mdomingue
Lafayette, LA
Member since Nov 2010
42481 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 5:43 pm to
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World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

Crap, I was going to post that!
Posted by shawnlsu
Member since Nov 2011
23682 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 6:18 pm to
The one one the right is Deputy Mohler.
Posted by Lilpickles
Member since Nov 2016
1701 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 6:39 pm to
Those little sum-a-biotches
Posted by YNWA
Member since Nov 2015
7147 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 8:15 pm to
Story looks bogus. Can't find it anywhere but that fake arse website.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33846 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 8:16 pm to
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Story looks bogus. Can't find it anywhere but that fake arse website.



you can start with the fact that theres no such thing as the Boston Chronicle

and I live here, pretty sure that wouldve made the actual news
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21678 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 8:19 pm to
Oh my god. Amazing. Please be real.
This post was edited on 4/9/17 at 8:20 pm
Posted by Backinthe615
Member since Nov 2011
6871 posts
Posted on 4/9/17 at 8:34 pm to
In related news, a 4ft psychic has escaped a mental hospital.

Authorities report a small medium at large.
This post was edited on 4/9/17 at 8:37 pm
Posted by kmcmah1
Member since Mar 2009
1108 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 12:10 am to
It's Bawston, though.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168739 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 12:12 am to
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Next Marky Mark and Matt Damon movie for sure.


Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3094 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 1:55 am to
usually when gangsters say "say hello to my little friend" they are talking about their gun, not in this case.
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62637 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 6:08 am to
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According to the Boston Police Department, the perpetrators crawled through pet doors, chimneys and small open windows to burglarize many homes in the area


"Always after me Lucky Charms!"
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37934 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 6:12 am to


That head has its own gravitational pull !!!!!
Posted by Geaux8686
Location Location
Member since Oct 2014
2617 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 6:12 am to
That meth don't pay for itself.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
65077 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 6:14 am to
Your avatar looks like you'll fit right in.

Seriously, it's disturbing.... in a good way.
Posted by roguetiger15
Member since Jan 2013
17340 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 6:20 am to
Is it even possible to have "high profile" members in a gang full of midgets?
Posted by luvdatigahs
Alameda, CA
Member since Sep 2008
3094 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:43 am to
Their getaway car, a 2010 hummer H2 power wheel, was spotted trying to illegally cross the street and was impounded to the nearest toys-r-us.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27891 posts
Posted on 4/10/17 at 9:53 am to
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What would it do to your street cred if you've been mudchecked by a midget?




I'll be on the lookout in my neighborhood for any LPs looking sketchy.

Edit: damnit I was really hoping this was a real thing.
This post was edited on 4/10/17 at 9:59 am
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