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re: IQ Estimator Based on Writing Sample

Posted on 2/13/23 at 10:49 pm to
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
10611 posts
Posted on 2/13/23 at 10:49 pm to
I took a random post in a random thread and ran it thru the algorithm. Nothing personal ColdTurkey, you just happened to be the lucky/unlucky subject. Here is the random post from the childhood spanking thread which was judged to be a 100 by the IQ estimator


Missed a line drive through my legs in the All Stars quarterfinal vs West Monroe West, they scored the winning run off my error. I thought pops was going to come unglued. I was already crying from losing then I get my arse spanked in front of God and everybody. Never failed to get my glove down again though


I then revised it by adding the word penis throughout and....it got a 102 from the IQ Estimator. Bottom line, this thing likes to hear about dick.

My penis missed a penis drive through my legs in the All Stars quarterfinal vs West Monroe West, they scored the penis run off my penis error. I thought pops penis was going to come unglued from his penis. My penis was already crying from losing my penis then I get my penis spanked in front of God's penis and everybody's penis. Never failed to get my penis down again though.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:30 am to
quote:

The less grammar and spelling mistake you have, the higher the score.


I can’t even . . . .
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
14523 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 6:09 am to
I entered one of my posts and it resulted 115. That's comical.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8513 posts
Posted on 2/14/23 at 5:42 pm to
quote:

My imagination broaches a horizon that many cannot fathom. My father begat many things, and although some of them were contemptuous, my imagination steadfastly remains as one of the most immaculate in history. My ability to exhume ideas most would consider an impossibility thrusts me into the lore of omnipotence. The capability of the preponderance of such thoughts immortalizes myself, my contemporaries, and less omnisciently, my predecessors.


This got a 164.

I would never ever type like this unless I wanted someone to think I was a world class fart sniffer.

quote:

My imagination broaches a horizon which many cannot fathom. My biological father begat many things, most ostensibly a reflection of unmoored sociopathy. The precarious nature of the man whose loins I ventured from fortnights ago meant I was a young boy untethered to the preposterous rigors set forth by schoolmasters. Fortunately I was mentored by a gentlemen with such grace to offer me other traits, and although some of them were contemptuous, my imagination steadfastly remains as one of the most immaculate in the annals of history. My ability to exhume ideas most would consider an impossibility thrusts me into the lore of omnipotence. The capability of the preponderance of such thoughts immortalizes myself, my contemporaries, and, less omnisciently, my predecessors.


I was able to get it to 176 with this. I wonder if I'd need to start using words I've never seen to break 180.

quote:

My imagination broaches a horizon which many cannot fathom. My biological father begat many things, most ostensibly a reflection of unmoored sociopathy. The precarious nature of the man whose loins I ventured from fortnights ago meant I was a young boy untethered to the preposterous rigors set forth by schoolmasters.

Although schoolmasters tortured my being, the real abhorrence was the inability for those tasked with unfrocking benevolence to recognize the idiosyncrasy with which those charged with governance over myself and my fellows reigned with impunity.

Fortunately I was mentored by a gentlemen with such grace to offer me other traits, and although some of them were contemptuous, my imagination steadfastly remains as one of the most immaculate in the annals of history. My ability to exhume ideas most would consider an impossibility thrusts me into the lore of omnipotence. The capability of the preponderance of such thoughts immortalizes myself, my contemporaries, and, less omnisciently, my predecessors.


185 with this. This is fun. Thanks OP.
This post was edited on 2/14/23 at 6:32 pm
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22357 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:45 pm to
What is that from?

I used a blurb of text from the pakin.org complaint generator and scored 146 (exceptionally gifted).
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2497 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:53 pm to
I think this program just tells us how smart the guy who wrote it would think a person is.

The first sample I ran through this thing was a description of an open source computer program I wrote. Algorithm returned an IQ of 144.

Other less technical stuff yielded results around 115-120. I think I gave it some posts from the Outdoor board.

When I supplied it with a sample that expressed my real political beliefs (very socially conservative), it estimated my IQ as 88. This writing was similar to the other samples I'd provided.

If you read what the creator of this estimator program wrote about it, you'll see that he doesn't really hide his bias. When he was training the AI, he used the writings of vaccine skeptics and so-called conspiracy theorists as examples of what stupid people write.
Posted by armsdealer
Member since Feb 2016
11967 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 9:08 pm to
Last paper I wrote gets a 128 however it was over limit. If I put in just excerpts it is all over the place from 120 to 160. It is a scientific article so it is pretty dry with few opportunities to use "fancy" words.

They was IQ tested every year from preK through 5th grade then follow ups in middle school and high school ( I think 7th and 11th grade) so I am pretty confident in my score. It is not 160 but higher than 120...
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
75486 posts
Posted on 2/16/23 at 9:51 pm to
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Evidently this thing is very impressed with any coherent language. Might be a sign of the times.


It likes big words for sure. I got 185 for this gibberish:

quote:

Coterminous, inalienable defenestration invariably presupposes fortuitous serendipity; consequently, impenetrable hydrocephalus abiogenesis abbreviates hypertrophic nanotechnology.

Rudimentary staphylococcus correlates significantly, notwithstanding osteoarthritic redhibition. Deconstructing commutative sedimentation quintessentially abrogates ministerial acquiescence; precocious acidification heuristically amortizes extrapolated haplogroups.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
8513 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:21 am to
quote:

What is that from?


That was me just trying to word salad the thing into the highest IQ I could.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70920 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:24 am to
Ok. New game. Who can get the lowest score?
I'm going to try a flat earth anti Vax paragraph.


Well that only got an 84. I've gotten a 78 with posting poster's posts before.



So maybe not a political bias. Just likes long words and rates on use of big words.
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 5:33 am
Posted by HodsonTiger13
Member since Jan 2023
737 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:26 am to

I think you 'beat the system'!

Try this one:

Tricky 15-question quiz featuring fiendish logic puzzles will put your general knowledge to the test - and only the brightest players will score full marks

LINK


<---- 100%
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
70920 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 5:34 am to
Too early for math riddles. Lol
Posted by Enadious
formerly B5Lurker City of Central
Member since Aug 2004
18254 posts
Posted on 2/17/23 at 6:13 am to
Copied a page from one of my novels. Came back 77 below average.
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