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re: Inquiry about Anal Bleaching
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:06 pm to tigahbait62
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:06 pm to tigahbait62
Just dont take her to Taco Bell for lunch that day and you'll be straight 
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Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:07 pm to 0jersey
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I'm sure everything is perfectly safe and report back as to the outcome.
There's going to be outcome?!?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:07 pm to saintsfan22
I don't engage in anal sex. A friend of mine does this and one time he had a piece of "fudge" on his tongue. That didn't stop him because he loves eating arse. He says that the arse is grass and he is the lawnmower. Meanwhile, my 16 year old neighbor was engaging in anal sex, because the girl said that she was a virgin. Her cat couldn't be touched. So the kid is fricking and licking her arse and she blows loose bowels all over him. His dad told me about this crap. I just hope that the bitch didn't screw him up for life. His dad told me that his son was covered with shite.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:08 pm to lsutiger2011
She just wants me to venture out a little bit.. Specifically inches from her snatch to be exact.....
We have shite in common I need to step up to the plate.
We have shite in common I need to step up to the plate.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:08 pm to tigahbait62
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You think I should bail Vader?
She is totally normal. Decent career n shite.
I dont want to look like a pussy on this one. Can you fake chow when it comes to lucky bum bum?
Bail?!? Hell no. She sounds like a freak and thats a good thing. You don't just throw that out.
And unless she's lost all sensation to her anus, I don't see how you can fake licking her a-hole without her knowing that her a-hole is in fact not being serviced as she requested.
Man up and tongue punch that fartbox for her. If that's wgats she wanting you'd better give it to her. If you don't, she'll find someone who will.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:09 pm to tigahbait62
FWIW, your broad likes anal. She wants you to eat her arse and then nail her.
Do it after she takes a shower and ease it in like a gentleman. Wear a rubber and don't look down for the first few minutes. Use lots and lots of lube. Don't bang her but and then bang her vag. Eat her hoo hoo and anus at the same time. Go for the vag first, finger her butt, and then make the switch
In all honesty, she's probably very familiar with it and will walk you through the process. It isn't as easy as just shoving it in there. IRL doesn't work like porn
Do it after she takes a shower and ease it in like a gentleman. Wear a rubber and don't look down for the first few minutes. Use lots and lots of lube. Don't bang her but and then bang her vag. Eat her hoo hoo and anus at the same time. Go for the vag first, finger her butt, and then make the switch
In all honesty, she's probably very familiar with it and will walk you through the process. It isn't as easy as just shoving it in there. IRL doesn't work like porn
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:11 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:10 pm to tigahbait62
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She said it's for Anal Bleaching and licky bum bum
Is she The Informer?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:11 pm to tigahbait62
Why would anal bleaching be necessary? It doesn't make it cleaner.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:13 pm to Jake88
It's not value... It's PERCEPTION of value that gets the sale.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:13 pm to Darth_Vader
Alot of stiff competition out there for sure excuse the pun.
Is there good technique involved in performing licky bum bum?
Is there good technique involved in performing licky bum bum?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:14 pm to Jake88
Around some girl's butts is brown. Almost every girl has at least some hair around her cornhole also
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:16 pm to Jake88
I dont know. Came out of nowhere that she even set that appointment this week in preparation.
What would one want out of Anal Bleaching?
What would one want out of Anal Bleaching?
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:16 pm to tigahbait62
Just make sure she showers first. frick, get in the shower and get it in there
If she returns the favor, marry her on the spot
If she returns the favor, marry her on the spot
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:17 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:17 pm to tigahbait62
Read my above post for all of the tips you need
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:17 pm to tigahbait62
One of the funnier troll threads I've seen in awhile. Have an upvote sir.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:19 pm to foshizzle
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One of the funnier troll threads I've seen in awhile. Have an upvote sir.
It's no Gaucho Cat Sweaters... but it has a similar feel to it.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:20 pm to tigahbait62
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I dont know. Came out of nowhere that she even set that appointment this week in preparation. What would one want out of Anal Bleaching?
She doesn't want it looking turd brown. Dude, she's a pro at this if she's going to this length so don't worry. She's obviously got enough experience at this to make it pleasurable so just go with the flow.
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:21 pm to foshizzle
Who knows, she might be from Thailand and they call it that there?
Either way, this information deserves a sticky
Eta: I went home with a chick from Fred's one night. Got down to the nitty gritty, and after like 10 minutes, she pulled it out and jammed it in her butt. All I could think was, "This is awesome". She liked it more back there than in the front
A good bit of chicks like a finger in there while you're going to town on the baby maker
Either way, this information deserves a sticky
Eta: I went home with a chick from Fred's one night. Got down to the nitty gritty, and after like 10 minutes, she pulled it out and jammed it in her butt. All I could think was, "This is awesome". She liked it more back there than in the front
A good bit of chicks like a finger in there while you're going to town on the baby maker
This post was edited on 3/16/15 at 10:26 pm
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:24 pm to Hammertime
I'm taking good notes good sir.
I need to make a good impression
I need to make a good impression
Posted on 3/16/15 at 10:36 pm to Hammertime
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Around some girl's butts is brown.
Sure, but so what?
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