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re: Infant circumcision - to cut or not to cut?

Posted on 7/31/18 at 1:12 am to
Posted by metalfacedterrorist
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2018
260 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 1:12 am to
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There's probably a lot of good medical reasons for circumcision.


The opposite is actually true.
Posted by metalfacedterrorist
Athens, GA
Member since Jul 2018
260 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 1:14 am to
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Cut. A lot of girls are put off by anteaters and there are cleanliness and smell issues. It's tramatic and painful but better to cut at two days old then later in life.


Some of you virgins say the stupidest shite on here.
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35464 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 1:15 am to
Piss off, Anteater.
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73160 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 1:17 am to
Lol. You just mad because you can't get a bitch to suck your smelly anteater.

Go ahead, ask women that you can talk to about it.

Most would react the same as most guys would when they come across a full bush......
Something along the lines of
"I'm not putting my face down there"
This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 1:18 am
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
35464 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 1:18 am to
Smegma.
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 2:12 am to
Why inflict ridiculous pain on your newborn son? And don't give me the "they won't remember" line. That's a good reason for the pain suffered by the baby?
It's not needed unless its religious. End of story.
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 2:14 am to
Total bullshite. Before you ask, I am cut. My sons are not.
Posted by Run up middle
DeRidder
Member since Oct 2012
1456 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:20 am to
I’m pretty sure they cut an extra 4 inches from me!! At least that’s my story!
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73160 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:28 am to
Turn I hope you always make your wife get c sections, since natural birth is painful to the baby and can even cause health risks....
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
73160 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:28 am to
I mean, I guess it's a good idea to ensure you don't have to worry about them having a lot of premarital sex.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:30 am to
Girls may sleep with an uncut guy.

But they certainly don’t marry one. Who wants to deal with that for a lifetime?!
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27574 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:31 am to
It's a cultural issue. This culture is a generation or two away from being a non issue. For now I feel it is a liability for your son to be uncut.

If you're not uncut then you better read up OP. Gotta retract and re-retract that foreskin and clean that little bastard. Gets nasty festering in a diaper all day. Especially in toddler days when they are into everything and pulling on everything. OP "google image" phimosis if you dare.

Later in life? Women who don't like anteaters is a real thing.
Posted by lsunurse
Member since Dec 2005
129146 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 7:33 am to
That scene from Bad Moms

(Where they are talking about one of the women’s first date and she freaks out about wtf to do if the guy is uncut).


LINK

I mean, I'm just happy he's circumcised.

Agh! What if I get somebody who's not circumcised?

Run out of the room screaming. It's like finding a gun in the street; just scream and get out of there!

No way, you guys. Uncut guys are great.

Really?

Oh, they’re always so nice to you, because they know their dicks are gross.
This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 8:25 am
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
108281 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:40 am to
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I come from a long line of white Catholics with snipped dicks
You are the exception

Look at the map


Cut puts you in line with blacks, muslims, and jews and a little bit of asians


It is the OT conundrum like I said earlier





This post was edited on 7/31/18 at 8:40 am
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1668 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:49 am to
Cut. Do it now so he won't remember it.
Posted by HDAU
Member since Nov 2014
1668 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 8:52 am to
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Do what my parents did. Let him decide when he's 12.


It is more efficient that way. Just in case it decides to cut it all off it will only take one procedure, not two.
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18729 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:10 am to
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You are the exception

Look at the map


Cut puts you in line with blacks, muslims, and jews and a little bit of asians



Asians refrain from it as they already are at a disadvantage, they cannot afford to get any smaller.

Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18729 posts
Posted on 7/31/18 at 9:12 am to
quote:

hat scene from Bad Moms


Huge Bush!
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