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In what order do y'all do the three S's?

Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:31 pm
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Atlanta, GA
Member since Sep 2017
12856 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:31 pm
Shower, shite, Shave

It's a cardinal sin to shite after showering, everyone knows that.

I feel like shaving could either preface or follow a shower.

But do you shite before shaving? Or multitask and shave while shitting.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
20242 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:32 pm to
shite, shower, shave

Shower gets your arse clean and the steam preps your face for shaving.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
102283 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:32 pm to
#2 first. I shave in the shower.
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
54494 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:33 pm to
Do everything at once in the shower
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:34 pm to
I just do all three in the shower

I use my toes to push the shite down the drain

I also brush my teeth in the shower
Posted by SRV
Banging in The Rock
Member since Nov 2021
1529 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:34 pm to
quote:

#2 first. I shave in the shower.


I’m not sure why everyone doesn’t do it this way. So much easier

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
57408 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:35 pm to
I haven’t shaved with a razor in years. Clippers every 3-4 days.

I shower in the morning.

I shite in the evening between 6:00 and 6:30. Literally like clockwork.

Question doesn’t really apply to me, but there’s an answer.
Posted by Asharad
Tiamat
Member since Dec 2010
6035 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:35 pm to
quote:

I just do all three in the shower
Same, except I prefer baths.
Posted by WonkyDonkey
NOLA
Member since Mar 2020
50 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:36 pm to
Very green of you.
Posted by fhsdemonfan3131
Franklinton
Member since Feb 2010
2164 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:36 pm to
All at the same time
Posted by jamiegla1
Member since Aug 2016
7560 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:37 pm to
I shite whenever the hell I please
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49086 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 5:45 pm to
quote:

All at the same time
Posted by Stexas
SWLA
Member since May 2013
6561 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:21 pm to
These are the quality threads that we all missed out on while you were living it up in banland. What happens when you complete your “S” tasks and your charger doesn’t start because you flexed too hard at the meet up on Siegen the night before?
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
2042 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:22 pm to
shite, shower, and if I shaved.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48599 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

shite, shower, shave

Shower gets your arse clean and the steam preps your face for shaving.




Yea this is a really rookie thing to ask by the OP.
Posted by wallowinit
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
15991 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:25 pm to
Always shine your shoes
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
68124 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:26 pm to
Literally no one shits or shaves before a shower.
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31803 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:26 pm to
Shave, shite, shower
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
7263 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:29 pm to
Shower, then shite while I shave. It's science!
Posted by rphtx
CO
Member since Apr 2018
1467 posts
Posted on 5/19/23 at 6:30 pm to
quote:

It's a cardinal sin to shite after showering, everyone knows that.


Only for wipers. Get a bidet and join the civilized world. Savage.
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