re: In need of dating advice

you ever steal one of your ex's shite logs, fry it on your stove, and jerk off to it?

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Christ dude, you don't want to post shut like that here

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Why's that?

Follow her home for a couple days straight and steal her mail. You will be able to find a lot of info about her that will help you in your conquest

Then just ask her out for a drink or tapas. Don't sit at a table, make sure you sit at the bar so that you can sit beside her and not across from her.

If things are going well gradually work your way up to lightly touching her during conversation on her shoulder or back. Keep the convo light but don't come off like a clown.

if you are going to make any kind of move, like a kiss , do it on the 1st date. 2nd dates often don't happen.

Probably a good move pulling the ex picture down given this rather personal disclosure

Let the air out of her tire and just "happen" upon her when she's leaving school

Change tire for her

Profit

First you must post pictures of said dame

Second, i have no fricking idea what to do next

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but I'm 19, still a virgin, and plan on staying so until I get married.

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thats on you homeboy, that's your decision, no flak from me homie

More power to you, that just leaves more for me to slay

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sex is something special and I wanna save my first time with that special person.

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you say that now, you're 19 and it's just something you have been saying since you were probably pre-pubescent and you just haven't broken your promise to yourself yet


You still have a ton of growing up to do and your views on things will be changing drastically over the next half decade... but stick with your convictions and frick what anyone else has to say. You're an adult and can live how the frick you want to live.

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I just wanna take her lunch or something and get to know her

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well you need to talk to her and get her number.... I spelled out a couple sceneries already in this thread... sounds to me like you should play the 'aren't you in my class', and when she says 'no', then just hit her with the, 'well I must just notice you around often and mistaken it for class' or something like that and then bring up the area and yada yada... just kill it with the swag

And to answer your original question...since you mentioned that you are currently matriculating at the illustrious institution known as RPCC, just say your a good ole' baw from Ascension Parish who enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as hunting, fishing, drinking shitty domestic beer, and remarking how much better Ascension is than Livingston with all of its uppity Protestants.


But for real, just perform a kind gesture (e.g. opening the door) or pay her a compliment. Try to sound genuine and not so rehearsed. Once you break the ice and see that she is willing to reciprocate your advance, then you can remark about how you have noticed her around campus. Ask her where she's from, what she plans on studying, who she voted for, what kind of birth control she's on, and does she put out on the first date.

After that, you'll be in like Flynn, my friend.

How often you use that one?