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In honor of Valentine's Day, specifically for those men that are married ...
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:51 am
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:51 am
Two drunks are in a tavern sitting at the bar, staring into their drinks. One gets a curious look on his face and asks,
"Hey, Pete, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?"
"Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years."
"Hey, Pete, you ever seen an ice cube with a hole in it before?"
"Yep. I been married to one for fifteen years."
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Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:52 am to Will Cover
so funny i forgot to laugh
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:52 am to Will Cover
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:53 am to Will Cover
Can't relate, sorry bro.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:53 am to Will Cover
Sorry, I actually enjoy my wife.
Weird concept, I know.
Weird concept, I know.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:54 am to Will Cover
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:54 am to Will Cover
Women are the worst.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:56 am to OysterPoBoy
quote:
Women are the worst.
Here's how to trick your woman tonight ...
A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, "What's that for?"
"It's for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
Posted on 2/14/18 at 9:57 am to Will Cover
Well, that's not how that joke goes at all...
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:01 am to Will Cover
She said she wanted to have a party
I told her lift my dick up and have a ball
I told her lift my dick up and have a ball
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:01 am to Will Cover
That was great Will. Thank you for that
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:33 am to Will Cover
I actually feel like a POS right now.
Talking to the wife the other day and told her, that I need to stop to get her a card. (Been married quite some time, so it's not like this last minute thing is unusual to her)
She told me not to worry about it, to just come home and we can spend that time together. She also said, you can just get it tomorrow (yesterday) while you're out.
I was getting ready to head home and called her to say that I was going to the store to get the card, also asked if she needed anything. She said no. Don't worry about it, just come home I want to see you.
Anyways, last night, she said, happy Valentine's and handed me a bag and card. I felt like a real a-hole then. It wasn't anything fancy, a nice card and some sweets that I eat on occasion.
Today is a day off for me and I got up, wake n baked, and ate a few of the dove chocolates.
Talking to the wife the other day and told her, that I need to stop to get her a card. (Been married quite some time, so it's not like this last minute thing is unusual to her)
She told me not to worry about it, to just come home and we can spend that time together. She also said, you can just get it tomorrow (yesterday) while you're out.
I was getting ready to head home and called her to say that I was going to the store to get the card, also asked if she needed anything. She said no. Don't worry about it, just come home I want to see you.
Anyways, last night, she said, happy Valentine's and handed me a bag and card. I felt like a real a-hole then. It wasn't anything fancy, a nice card and some sweets that I eat on occasion.
Today is a day off for me and I got up, wake n baked, and ate a few of the dove chocolates.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:34 am to Will Cover
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:36 am to momentoftruth87
quote:
Today is a day off for me and I got up, wake n baked, and ate a few of the dove chocolates.
You have all day to get something if you feel like a POS
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:37 am to Will Cover
Just remember folks.
For every beautiful woman you see, somewhere there’s a man that’s tired of her crap.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
For every beautiful woman you see, somewhere there’s a man that’s tired of her crap.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:39 am to TH03
Could I regift some of the sweets? That be ok?
I'll probably go to the store later and make dinner tonight.
I'll probably go to the store later and make dinner tonight.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 10:48 am to elprez00
quote:
Just remember folks.
For every beautiful woman you see, somewhere there’s a man that’s tired of her crap.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
One of the nicest things you can say to your marital partner is ...
"If I had it to do over again, I wouldn't."
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:32 am to Will Cover
So my wife says don't get me flowers this year its just a waste of money. I'd rather have them another time for no real reason.... ok cool.
then she says Valentines is no big deal. (It's sandwiched in between several birthdays in our family). We can just go to dinner one night next week.
ok cool... got her a card... even put an itunes card in there ( i know.... doesn't scream romance)
And then this morning she acts all mad.....
I SUCK AT THIS MIND READING CRAP!!!!!
apparently she wanted some caramel apple thing she saw.
who knew...... I've been working late or getting the kids so she could work late and haven't been to the store.... I need some kind of freakin code reader for women.
then she says Valentines is no big deal. (It's sandwiched in between several birthdays in our family). We can just go to dinner one night next week.
ok cool... got her a card... even put an itunes card in there ( i know.... doesn't scream romance)
And then this morning she acts all mad.....
I SUCK AT THIS MIND READING CRAP!!!!!
apparently she wanted some caramel apple thing she saw.
who knew...... I've been working late or getting the kids so she could work late and haven't been to the store.... I need some kind of freakin code reader for women.
Posted on 2/14/18 at 11:49 am to Will Cover
Man, some of y'all sound miserable. Sorry you married poorly
Posted on 2/14/18 at 12:10 pm to Will Cover
Hotties in red undies was the appropriate content for your thread title
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