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In average week, how many times do you make your water in your yard?

Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:32 pm
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:32 pm
I’ve done better in recent months because my wife (no pics) kept calling me a savage.

I’ve got two spots.
Posted by biggsc
Member since Mar 2009
34777 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:32 pm to
Huh?

Do you mean pee outside?
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:33 pm to
I piss in the outdoor sink.
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:34 pm to
I can write my name, in cursive, in the snow.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
56769 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

I can write my name, in cursive, in the snow.



Not impressive, Bob.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
73700 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:36 pm to
Is this anything like making groceries?
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:36 pm to
5
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:38 pm to
I just punched myself in the dick for trying to read this bullshite.
Posted by Mr Wonderful
Love City
Member since Oct 2015
1045 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:40 pm to
OP is a pussy. End thread.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:42 pm to
This time of year is the worst for taking a leak outside. With all the leaves off the trees some of my favorite piss spots are slightly visible to the neighbors.
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:42 pm to
How many times a week do I water my yard? Huh? once, twice if it's really hot and dry. But it's the middle of winter right now so it doesn't need any water.
Posted by alajones
Huntsvegas
Member since Oct 2005
35965 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:44 pm to
I’ve done it three times today already. How could I keep up with an entire month?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122522 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:48 pm to
Make my water? WTF? Are you 78?

You mean pissing in the backyard?
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106013 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:49 pm to
35.0 times, on average
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
117554 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 8:49 pm to
Zero
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21067 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:06 pm to
Scoop is Mr Avery. Don’t get too offended by the snowman, brah.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18394 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:09 pm to
Zero, I’m not an uncouth mongoloid.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:13 pm to
Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:17 pm to
At least twice a day
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63269 posts
Posted on 2/9/19 at 9:17 pm to
I enjoy the manly feeling that I get from pissing outside...however, I'm not going to freeze my balls off or get eaten up by mosquitoes when there is a perfectly good pisser inside of the house. I probably average once per week and that varies greatly by season of the year.
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