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re: In 1 hr, every single human in the entire world will begin looking for you...
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:26 pm to JBeam
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:26 pm to JBeam
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receive $1B dollars
I can easily get to a swamp in an hour and hide out risking my life with the gators for 1 billion.
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Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:27 pm to boom roasted
People are underestimating the one hr head start & the fact that everyone in the world is searching for you 
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:27 pm to Mr. Wayne
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Majority of the world would be looking in your city. If they focused on Louisiana alone, every square mile could have 136 thousand people allocated to it. You would be found. Louisiana is 130 miles wide. They could make an unreal amount of lines standing hand to hand and searching every inch of the state. Unless you could teleport to another continent without any one knowing you could, your arse stands zero chance of not being found. Literally the only thing resembling a chance would be to hide in plain sight and fall in with the same people looking for you.
So all of these people magically appear in La in an hour?
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:27 pm to JBeam
leave phone in car and leave car in NBR. Car is stolen immediately. I walk from NBR to - wait, just got murdered. Need new plan.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:28 pm to JBeam
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People are underestimating the one hr head start & the fact that everyone in the world is searching for you
How is the poor kid in china gonna help look for me?
Yeah everyone will be looking for me but those outside a couple states away wont be any help but scouring through technology (satellite/Phone).
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 12:30 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:28 pm to JBeam
I’m stealing other ideas on here and making my own. The biggest thing people are overlooking is the importance of misdirection.
In order:
-Strap fully charged iphone onto a Greyhound going across the country.
-Rent a car and hide it, but hide it far from where you are. They’ll spend tons of time and effort looking for the car.
-Completely change your appearance by dressing in drag/dying hair, etc.
-Set up automatic emails from your email to fire off a couple days later to you family saying “you’re alright”. They’ll think you are somewhere with a computer and internet access.
-Drain all your accounts, but don’t use the money. They’ll expect you to be spending it on travel.
-Get all food and water you can, go across your city by bicycle from your rental car ditch spot to a model home and live in the attic.
That’s the best I could do.
Remove the email and disguise portions if they take over an hour though. I think I could shave and grab a dress from my wife though. Email might take a minute.
In order:
-Strap fully charged iphone onto a Greyhound going across the country.
-Rent a car and hide it, but hide it far from where you are. They’ll spend tons of time and effort looking for the car.
-Completely change your appearance by dressing in drag/dying hair, etc.
-Set up automatic emails from your email to fire off a couple days later to you family saying “you’re alright”. They’ll think you are somewhere with a computer and internet access.
-Drain all your accounts, but don’t use the money. They’ll expect you to be spending it on travel.
-Get all food and water you can, go across your city by bicycle from your rental car ditch spot to a model home and live in the attic.
That’s the best I could do.
Remove the email and disguise portions if they take over an hour though. I think I could shave and grab a dress from my wife though. Email might take a minute.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:29 pm to JBeam
People are severely underestimating the challenge. Every US governmental organization chasing you with everything they have and you only get an hour head start.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:29 pm to JBeam
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People are underestimating the one hr head start & the fact that everyone in the world is searching for you
That's another part of the question we need to set up. Is this a magical world where all of earth's residents are searching for you full time? Or a more realistic scenario where everyone goes about their routine, but with your identity and manhunt on their mind (like an OBL thing x100).
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:29 pm to More beer please
quote:They have five days to catch you.
So all of these people magically appear in La in an hour?
Dummy.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:30 pm to TheCaterpillar
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I’m stealing other ideas on here and making my own. The biggest thing people are overlooking is the importance of misdirection.
You're on the right page here I think, but that is a lot to do in 1 hour before the entire will of the human race comes crashing down on you.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:30 pm to boom roasted
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People are severely underestimating the challenge. Every US governmental organization chasing you with everything they have and you only get an hour head start.
But you've only got to stay hidden 5 days. No need to flee indefinitely, get anywhere specific, etc. Huge advantage over true flights.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:30 pm to Mr. Wayne
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Mr. Wayne
or own/steal/hijack a plane or boat. Otherwise, yeah, no way to get away really.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:30 pm to Pettifogger
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That's a lot of shite for 1hr/5 days.
Well, didn't read through the question. I'd still go with the shaved head and grey eyebrows since I'd imagine my appearance would be pretty terrible if I shaved it. The thing that is both a blessing and a curse in this scenario is that I'm in Philly, and not everyone knows I'm up here. The only problem is I don't know my environment that well up here and it's densely populated. I'd at least try to get to the center of PA if not to up-state NY and and try to wait it out.
This post was edited on 2/23/15 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:32 pm to Winkface
Hour boat ride
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:32 pm to boom roasted
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They have five days to catch you.
Dummy.
Thats fine, but the only help thouse outsides the states will be is for satellite. Even those within the US will hit a wall since La can only fit so many people
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:33 pm to Pettifogger
This is largest manhunt in the history human beings. Your face is on every news cycle, government agencies are searching for you and your family/friends have given every piece of information about you to authorities.
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:33 pm to PapaPogey
quote:Caught quickly.
Hour boat ride
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:34 pm to More beer please
I'd get to S la traffic and turn right the Frick around
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:35 pm to Legendary0903
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hydrofluoric acid
But, but it worked on Breaking Bad! Haha
Posted on 2/23/15 at 12:35 pm to boom roasted
yeah. I think with only an hour the best chance you'd have may to be to somehow try and get 20+ miles away from your home to a house that is vacant/for sale and get into an attic or crawl space and try and ride it out.
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