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I'm thinking about running for LA Senate in a few years. Need Help on platform
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:39 pm
So far I only have five promises:
1. Synchronize the lights in Louisiana
2. Triple the fine on rolling roadblocks (people who don't pass in the left lane)
3. Fight to legalize weed
4. Increase (or remove) as many speed limits as possible
5. Look damn good the entire time
Who's with me? Would you vote for me? What else could I fight for?
1. Synchronize the lights in Louisiana
2. Triple the fine on rolling roadblocks (people who don't pass in the left lane)
3. Fight to legalize weed
4. Increase (or remove) as many speed limits as possible
5. Look damn good the entire time
Who's with me? Would you vote for me? What else could I fight for?
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Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:40 pm to theunknownknight
Put in a loop
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:40 pm to theunknownknight
quote:A cheap and easy way to enforce a speed limit is to not repave a road.
4. Increase (or remove) as many speed limits as possible
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:41 pm to theunknownknight
Decrease spending and taxes and you got my vote. Just don't frick any hookers and I think you have a shot.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:41 pm to theunknownknight
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This post was edited on 5/5/16 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:41 pm to TigerFred
quote:
Put in a loop
I'll push that when I am governor
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:43 pm to theunknownknight
I don't know if you'd get elected if this was on your platform, but what about fighting to close the Pell grant fraud scheme that is SUNO?
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:43 pm to DownSouthDave
quote:
Decrease spending and taxes and you got my vote.
I won't vote for a single tax increase (unless it involves passing weed). I will not vote for any spending increases.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:43 pm to theunknownknight
Outlaw people driving from 6-9 am and 4-7 pm if they don't have a job
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:43 pm to theunknownknight
better rethink number five. That would be hardest for you to do
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:44 pm to ProjectP2294
quote:
but what about fighting to close the Pell grant fraud scheme that is SUNO?
Universities are going to have to close. That's true. Once the weed bill passes, this will be easier.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:45 pm to theunknownknight
Change the state constitution. Clean out all of the corruptness
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:45 pm to theunknownknight
Bring back the Kingfish
4 lane Nicholson all the way from LA 44 to Burbank
repealing all state subsidies and tax credits for private businesses
4 lane Nicholson all the way from LA 44 to Burbank
repealing all state subsidies and tax credits for private businesses
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:46 pm to theunknownknight
Baton rouge loop and a new bridge in plaquemine.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:47 pm to rmnldr
quote:
Change the state constitution.
If I can, I will. I'll need to hire a great PI agency that can catch all the other politicians with hookers so that I will have leverage to do this.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:49 pm to kingbob
quote:
4 lane Nicholson all the way from LA 44 to Burbank
That costs money. I'll have to institute a private sponsorship to start this improvement, followed by a constitutional change and a total revamping of the budget. But yes, this is on my list.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:50 pm to theunknownknight
Raze all section 8 housing around LSU
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:50 pm to theunknownknight
Revoke womens drivers licenses. All of them.
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:51 pm to theunknownknight
Legalize...everything
Prostitution
Casino Gambling
Sports betting
marijuana
dueling
drag racing
The Purge
Lower the drinking age to 18 and then make downtown NOLA into the red light district of the world
Prostitution
Casino Gambling
Sports betting
marijuana
dueling
drag racing
The Purge
Lower the drinking age to 18 and then make downtown NOLA into the red light district of the world
Posted on 5/5/16 at 4:52 pm to kingbob
That sounds like a solid foundation for something. I'll need to focus on lobbying for more revenues for the state due to all the oil and gas we produce.
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