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re: I'm here to turn in my man card

Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:21 am to
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:21 am to
quote:

It's 2017. If you don't need a penis to call yourself a man anymore then I doubt fishing is a requirement.



:high fives:
Posted by biglego
San Francisco
Member since Nov 2007
85538 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:26 am to
Did you buy the fish from Walmart? Did you drive there in a minivan ? Pics of wife
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:27 am to
quote:

are you poor or something?




I'll step up this time to OT baller status and hit up the Kroger.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:33 am to
Happy wife Happy life
Posted by John McClane
Member since Apr 2010
37183 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:33 am to
I go icebox fishing all the time. Sometimes that icebox is called Rouses or restaurant depot. Don't care, had fried fish
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
1059 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:41 am to
I buy my fish all the time. Granted i live in the city and don't fish.
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8858 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 9:44 am to
Just a perk of living in a first world country.
Posted by AthensRattler
Classic City, GA
Member since Dec 2013
949 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 10:14 am to
quote:

You're good with me. Anyone who doesn't use a corncob instead of toilet paper has no reason to criticize store bought fish.


Is the corn cob inserted in this wiping scenario?
Posted by PygmalionEffect
Member since Jul 2012
4834 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 10:43 am to
Sucks at deer hunting?
Posted by CharlesLSU
Member since Jan 2007
33653 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 10:46 am to
I'm a man, and I buy my fish from HEB
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:15 am to
Go shoot a bear, all will be forgiven.

Typed that real slow for the non-English comprehending crowd amongst us.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
62150 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:20 am to
quote:

Dollar General doesn't sell meat.


Wrong
Posted by Yat27
Austin
Member since Nov 2010
8375 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

It's 2017. If you don't need a penis to call yourself a man anymore then I doubt fishing is a requirement.

The Great White Hispanic bringing the lulz.
Posted by Homesick Tiger
Greenbrier, AR
Member since Nov 2006
56166 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:27 am to
quote:

Is the corn cob inserted in this wiping scenario?


I guess if you've got an itch up in there then you've found the perfect scratcher.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:28 am to
The only thing more manly than fishing is everything.
Posted by Rossberg02
Member since Jun 2016
2591 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 11:44 am to
Are u poor?

My personal guide catches the fish, cleans them, then cooks them for me!
Posted by OceanTiger
Checking out Paradise
Member since Mar 2017
314 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:40 pm to
Maybe you should start a Tiger1242 vs Fish thread.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
28928 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:52 pm to
Important question, are you frying that suspect fish inside or outside?


If inside just give up and start wearing dresses.

If outside you need to fry it with your shirt off and challenge at least two people to arm rassle.
Posted by SouthernHog
Arkansas
Member since Jul 2016
7313 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

Sucks at deer hunting?





Ain't deer season, baw
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15817 posts
Posted on 5/13/17 at 1:39 pm to
By the time you buy gas, ice, bait, beer, ect. It's cheaper to buy some quality fish fillets and you don't have to clean a fish
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