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re: If you were offered a million dollars

Posted on 7/2/24 at 12:54 am to
Posted by Aight is Enough
Over Yonder
Member since Nov 2019
687 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 12:54 am to
quote:

Only if there's a sassy librarian/artist/bakery owner and we find love/save Christmas/ foil a greedy developer.

Tell us you bought your wife comfy socks that say “not now I’m watching the Hallmark channel” without telling us…
Posted by Grinder
Member since Nov 2007
2685 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 5:46 am to
No.

Add a zero and then maybe
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
74787 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 5:53 am to
quote:

move to Mexico, Maine and retire from your current job
Is this an attempt to write “Mexico, man and retire from your current job”?

I have more than a million right now, I like my job, and I probably am not ever going back to Mexico again, so no.
Posted by CSATiger
The Battlefield
Member since Aug 2010
6909 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 5:55 am to
only if no one talked to me, cant stand the accent
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57060 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 5:55 am to
Possibly, I'll make more than a million dollars between not and when I retire but I have a teenage daughter and my parents are still alive, so are my in-laws.

It would really have to be enough money for me to take that million and invest it into enough realty that we could all sell our houses and move there BUT I'd need to find another job making at least what I do now, same for the wife.

Also, what's the taco and craft beer situation like in Mexico, Maine?

I'm leaning no for only a million but I would at least consider it.
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59311 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:09 am to
quote:

Small little cracker town.


Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
32715 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:17 am to
Ask me in 30 years.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
71057 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:41 am to
Hell no. Not even close


Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:45 am to


Looks good to me.
Posted by Cajun Tifoso
Lafayette, LA
Member since Sep 2010
2726 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:46 am to
Yup
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
86161 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:48 am to
I am not long for Louisiana. I am here to take care of my father. My oldest daughter has 4 semesters left at LSU . Then I’m gone for good. So yes, as a native of the beautiful North Country I will take the money and an a high end snow plow and go find the life.Although it is way more likely you will find me in Herradura, Costa Rica . Not to quibble.
Posted by Peter Venkman
Jackson, TN
Member since Aug 2016
2607 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:48 am to
I’d move to Mexico but not Maine for a million.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57060 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:50 am to
quote:

My oldest daughter has 4 semesters left at LSU . Then I’m gone for good


We're pretty much in the same boat.

Once the parents are gone and the daughter moves away, we will likely move to whatever part of the country she decides to go to College so long as it's not the midwest.

Posted by Lsutigerturner
Member since Dec 2016
7267 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:51 am to
Only if they include a 4-5bed and 2 bathroom house with a large garage with mother in law bed, bath and kitchenette with a 26’ worldcat and large 5th wheel camper then I will take the $1,000,000.00 and never be heard from again
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80792 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:53 am to
quote:

Only if there's a sassy librarian/artist/bakery owner and we find love/save Christmas/ foil a greedy developer.


I was going to say no, but if I get to marry Lacey Chabert I'm in.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
4064 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 6:56 am to
They probably won't talk to you if you aren't from there. But their shovel goes missing you prob getting questioned by the popo.
Posted by greenbean
USAF Retired - 31 years
Member since Feb 2019
6365 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 7:02 am to
I'd rather live in Mexico Beach.
Posted by SixthAndBarone
Member since Jan 2019
11144 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 7:04 am to
One million isn’t much to live off. Do you have another job bringing in more income or is this retirement? If it’s retirement, then no.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
98937 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 7:06 am to
No

Too young to retire with only a million dollars

Can I get another job there?
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
22468 posts
Posted on 7/2/24 at 7:14 am to
She has to dump you 2/3 of the way through, but you can win her back at the end was a selfless act. Just like every other Lifetime movie.
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