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re: If you find yourself single again..

Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:18 am to
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:18 am to
Crazy knows no age range
Posted by Spelt it rong
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
11021 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:20 am to
Relationships are fluid like gender. I can be with someone, all the while decide that I identify as single right?
Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:20 am to
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If you find yourself single again..



i kept reading "If you finger yourself again.." took me a minute.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:21 am to
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If you find yourself single again in your late 30’s,


Start risky investing and saving shite loads of money. Prepare to be rich and retire early later in life. Start buying properties.

Spend my weekends in my underwear smoking pot and playing video games. Occasionally clean myself up enough to bang a bar skank at a hotel.
This post was edited on 10/26/17 at 9:22 am
Posted by Tyga Woods
South Central Jupiter Island, FL
Member since Sep 2016
42936 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:23 am to
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i kept reading "If you finger yourself again..


It hurts the first time, but the pain decreases in subsequent fingerings.
Posted by jvilletiger25
jacksonville, fl
Member since Jan 2014
20959 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:24 am to
I've been divorced for 3 years now. Had girls from 19-30. The girls 19-23 just want to have fun with you. Don't get attached. The girls 28-30 are typically batshit crazy. That mid 20s is the sweet spot, 23-27. That's if you're looking for a relationship. If not, stick with the 19-23 year olds.
Posted by EarnYourStripes
Member since Aug 2014
565 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:26 am to
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Start risky investing and saving shite loads of money.


Yeah... like Wolf of Wall Street! That rocks!

quote:

Prepare to be rich and retire early later in life. Start buying properties.


Man... that sounds like a sweet plan too!

quote:

Spend my weekends in my underwear smoking pot and playing video games.


Where do I sign up?!

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Occasionally clean myself up enough to bang a bar skank at a hotel.


Ehhh... Nvm im good.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14539 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:26 am to
Age is not as important as excessive wealth. Consider the joys of being a lap puppy for some rich old broad.
Posted by thegreatboudini
Member since Oct 2008
7289 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:28 am to
I will date 24 year olds until I’m 50.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112945 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:34 am to
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oh the myth of "female maturity" that everyone bought into

gotta love it

all women are equaly crazy over 21, only difference is now they can legally drink.

i see more batshit crazy women on facebook in their 30s than in their 20s.
You try to come off as the dude who knows all about women but your post very clearly shows that you don't know the difference between crazy and maturity.

If you don't know that difference, that's pretty sophomoric on your part.
Posted by SaltyMcKracker
Member since Sep 2011
2982 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 9:46 am to
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1/2 your age +7
x 0 + 18
Posted by bawbarn
Member since Jul 2012
4009 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:41 am to
Find some hot girl in law school, help them through financially. She'll be younger than you and probably make more money.
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
45426 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:50 am to
Do you have kids?
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 10:52 am to
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This post was edited on 11/26/17 at 9:11 am
Posted by Blob Fish
Member since Mar 2016
3091 posts
Posted on 10/26/17 at 11:06 am to
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i see more batshit crazy women on facebook in their 30s than in their 20s.


The beauty with women in their 20s is that they generally don't hate men yet.
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