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re: if you could pick from 3 living people to record your voicemail

Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:43 pm to
Posted by Dubosed
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Keith Jackson
Posted by Paul Allen
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:44 pm to
Jimbo Fisher
Snoop Dog
Ryan Tannehill
Posted by SabiDojo
Open to any suggestions.
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:44 pm to
ScarJo
Jeremy Irons (my first choice)
Jeremy Piven
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:47 pm to
My bad
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Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:47 pm to
quote:

I'd probably have a tougher time finding 3 living people that still use voice mail


What do you call that thing on your cell phone or desk phone that records messages?
Posted by terriblegreen
Spokane, LA
Member since Aug 2011
12458 posts
Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:48 pm to
Morgan Freeman.

He did a Hillary commercial... his voice is so reassuring it almost made me want to vote for that lying count.
Posted by SNAPPERHEAD
Possumneck, Ms.
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:50 pm to
Dick Vitale
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
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quote:

James Earl Jones is dead


No he's not.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 2:52 pm to
James Earl Jones is the obvious one.

Maybe a prime Bill Clinton for my second choice.
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:00 pm to
Number one choice:
Justin Royland - as Rick and Morty.

Morty:Uhh. geewiz you've Uhh reached Breesus's voicemail. Oh man. Oh geez. Leave a message and uhh he'll get back to you I think. I mean he will. I I I think.
Rick: (burp) Jesus Christ, Morty, get ahold of yourself. Whoever this is leave a message. Or dont. I don't (burp) give a shite. Wubaluba dub dub.

Number 2:
David Wenham - as the narrator from 300

Youve reached the voicemail of Breesus. The valiant man asks only that you leave him your name... WITH SEVEN DIGITS BEHIND IT. He will get back to you quickly, when seconds count for nothing. May the gods shine mercy on you this day.


Morgan Freeman - as himself

You've reached the voicemail of Breesus. I assume he must be on another call, or with a customer, or perhaps he is sleeping or busy with a task from which he cannot tear himself. I could go on and list a million things this man for whom I am taking messages could be doing, but alas I grow tired. If you would like to you can go ahead and leave the name by which your parents identify you from all the others. A name which, by itself, means nothing, but when paired with a phone number can mean so much. From the bottom of my heart, thank you for taking the time to ensure that Breesus can get back to you. I know he appreciates it as much as I do. Have a good day.
Posted by Minnesota Tiger
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:10 pm to
Ed Ogeren or
Raylynn Givens
Posted by Young Zika
Member since Feb 2016
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:22 pm to
I would probably still elect to not set up a voicemail.
Posted by N2cars
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:30 pm to
Will Lyman.

/thread.
Posted by ProfessionalAmateur
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:31 pm to
Christopher Walken, Charles Barkley and Stitches
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:32 pm to
Are you high?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:33 pm to
So if you are picking from 3 people to have to pick.

Who would it be?

Posted by Majtj236
Member since Dec 2004
1269 posts
Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:39 pm to
Freeman

Rowe

Christopher Walken
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:43 pm to
Morgan Freeman.

Why on Earth would I need to pick from three?
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:45 pm to
quote:

Ed Ogeren or
Raylynn Givens


Raylynn Givens is not real. Neither are Raylan Givens nor Ed Ogeren.

The jury's still out on whether Ed Orgeron is real or a caricature, though.
This post was edited on 3/5/16 at 3:47 pm
Posted by Iron Lion
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Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/5/16 at 3:53 pm to
James Earl Jones
Benedict Cumberbatch
Will Ferrell as Harry Carey
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