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re: If you could be any type of bird what would you be?

Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:26 am to
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:26 am to
A Loggerhead Shrike aka the Butcher Bird. Smallest of the hawk family and kill their prey by impaling them on thorns or barbed wire.


Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:29 am to
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I would say a duck because they can fly in the air, swim in water, and walk on land. But too many people trying to blast you out of the sky.


They can also break off their (corkscrew shaped) penis and grow a new one.
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:30 am to
When I took Ornithology at LSU we had a Harpy Eagle specimen and the pictures don't do justice to how big those feet and talons are. His fingers were thicker than human fingers.

Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:49 am to
Harpy Eagle or an Albatross.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:23 am to
Flamingo
Posted by RaginRampage
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:36 am to
Freebird
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:43 am to
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Freebird



play some Skynyrd dude!!
Posted by When in Rome
Telegraph Road
Member since Jan 2011
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:49 am to
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Assuming, of course, that birds are real and not government spy drones
well they aren’t real so this entire thread is defunct
Posted by GreenRockTiger
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:50 am to
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play some Skynyrd dude!!

Now you sound like one of my kids
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:51 am to
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Now you sound like one of my kids




I probably act like them too, except they are probably more mature
Posted by TNtrash
The Cotton Fields
Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 10:51 am to
Black bird so I could get me some government worms.
Posted by TexasTiger33
Member since Feb 2022
13364 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 11:07 am to
I am in constant awe and wonderment of all of Nature, but bird watching has become a favorite activity of mine - it's fun.

I encourage all of you reading this to patronize your local Audubon Society. As to the question asked, I choose the majestic Albatross.

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Albatrosses are among the largest of flying birds, and species of the genus Diomedea (great albatrosses) have the longest wingspans of any extant birds, reaching up to 3.7 m (12 ft).


Posted by TideHater
Orange Beach AL
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 11:56 am to
Posted by Tigris
Cloud Cuckoo Land
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 12:28 pm to
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When I took Ornithology at LSU we had a Harpy Eagle specimen and the pictures don't do justice to how big those feet and talons are. His fingers were thicker than human fingers.


I think that's a young bird in the photo - it doesn't have the crest of an adult.

It also is a photoshop - in the photo it's going after a Proboscus monkey which is native to Borneo, not central and south america where the Harpy lives. I was curious if anyone would pick up on that. It's not a terrible photoshop since they do mostly eat monkeys and sloths. The original photo is at the bottom and I think the handler is using a young bird because an adult could really hurt him.



This post was edited on 5/31/23 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Locoguan0
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2017
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 12:30 pm to
Phoenix...
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 12:35 pm to


Blue-Footed Booby.

Booby’s the name. Booby’s the game. Check out my kicks.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
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Posted on 5/31/23 at 12:56 pm to
Pelican or hawk or some other type of protected bird that is at the top of the food chain
Posted by REB BEER
Laffy Yet
Member since Dec 2010
17081 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 7:49 pm to
Sorry. I’m not much of a monkey expert, more of a bird guy. I remember Dr Remsen sayin they would swoop down and knock monkeys out of the trees and then follow them to the ground and knead them to death with their talons.

Pretty impressive.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
7845 posts
Posted on 5/31/23 at 9:06 pm to
Gotta go with a pai of great tits.

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