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re: If there is an afterlife what are the first things you going to do when you get there???

Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:23 am to
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
6404 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:23 am to
Update the Facebook status and upload selfies with Jesus.
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
98701 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:32 am to
Guess it depends on where I end up.
Posted by LSUFreek
Greater New Orleans
Member since Jan 2007
14763 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 8:49 am to
You know what happens in the afterlife?

They give your bed to the next patient.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
8150 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:05 am to
Ask the big man if I can travel back to see what happened on 1/9/12
Posted by hubertcumberdale
Member since Nov 2009
6505 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:06 am to
quote:


Ask the big man if I can travel back to see what happened on 1/9/12


im also still experiencing trauma from this night
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124111 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:06 am to
Hug my brother
Posted by Droplinebacker
Member since Jan 2004
787 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:08 am to
Ask Les Miles about Jordan Jefferson's girlfriend and her roommate, and there you will find some answers.
Posted by King George
Member since Dec 2013
5360 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:09 am to
Look for my dogs. Can’t wait to see them again.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41456 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:11 am to
High Five all my family and then sit down to eat some of MawMaw’s snap beans

Ask who really killed Kennedy

And then dance for the rest of my eternal life
Posted by LSURoss
SWLAish
Member since Dec 2007
15297 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:16 am to
Nice John Prine reference.
Posted by Droplinebacker
Member since Jan 2004
787 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:22 am to
quote:

Ask who really killed Kennedy


At this point we have a fairly good idea. It was a combination of mafia (upset over Kennedys handling of Bay of Pigs and his blossoming relationship with Castro, and Bobby declaring jihad on the mob, especially Carlos Marcello), and military/MIC (upset that Kennedy was taking active steps to withdraw from vietnam and blossoming friendship with Kruschev), and CIA ("scatter them a thousand pieces into the wind".)

There were 3-4 gunmen (Cuban exiles and mob guys), and none of them knew each other. Oswald probably never even pulled a trigger. (Another fun fact - Castro was 100% CIA operative who they pinned the entire thing on. Another fun fact - Jack Ruby worked for Carlos Marcello, who Bobby had banished to Guatemala a year before with nothing but the clothes on his back.) The Warren Commission was the cover-up controlled by Alan Dulles (ex-CIA chief who Kennedy fired a year before) and J. Edgar Hoover (who, surprisingly, was not involved in the assination.)

Many of those involved either confessed/apologized to the Kennedy family on their deathbeds.

Ive read countless books and watched all of the documentaries. Best book on the subject is called "Unspeakable." The whole assination plot has a TON of connections with South Louisiana and NOLA.
This post was edited on 4/23/24 at 9:31 am
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
697 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:23 am to
I always thought when you go to heaven, you find out whatever you ever wanted to find out. The reasons behind everything. The unanswered questions. The turn of events that caused other events. Basically you find out everything and are all knowing. There is a bible verse. "Lean not on thine own understanding"- I feel like you find out the "understanding" when you get there.
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14179 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:27 am to
I will try out the bathrooms. Just think how wonderful they must be if they make Buc ee's look bad in comparison.
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
41456 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:29 am to
quote:

At this point we have a fairly good idea.
I want to ask God.
Posted by Droplinebacker
Member since Jan 2004
787 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:32 am to
quote:

I want to ask God.


To each his own. Perhaps a better question for Him would be why did he let it happen.
Posted by lepdagod
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
3386 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:36 am to
Reminisce with everyone I've lost.. I need a good talking to and a hug from them ...
Posted by KirbStomp22
Jefferson
Member since Jan 2024
68 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:38 am to
Praise our Heavenly Father. Will be in such awe
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14179 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:42 am to
Order a Hickory House (Capitol Street Jackson beer joint, 1940s - early 70s) Steak finger basket and cold PBR. Pull onto gravel lot, flash headlights and petal pusher clothed babe would come out and take your order. "What'cha having , Hon?" They had the best steak fingers this side of heaven back then. Long gone now, but there will be no unfilled wanting in heaven. Maybe I'll share one with my long-gone yellow lab, Pete, then we will have a cup of vanilla Ice Cream, His favorite stuff on earth.
This post was edited on 4/23/24 at 9:46 am
Posted by Warfox
B.R. Native (now in MA)
Member since Apr 2017
3140 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 9:46 am to
Give praise and thanks unto God almighty, give Jesus a huge hug, and rejoice together with friends and family.

Then I would inquire as to whether I may be allowed to watch over my loved ones still inhabiting the mortal plane of existence, and if possible, help to guide them towards the fulfillment of their mission.
Posted by TigerphanTigerman
Member since Jul 2019
250 posts
Posted on 4/23/24 at 10:09 am to
I'll worship God non stop for all eternity
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