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If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:22 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:22 pm
If Livingston and Ascension were to fight a war, which would win?
Also, in the event that war doesn't break out.... which one is the better suburb?
Also, in the event that war doesn't break out.... which one is the better suburb?
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:44 pm
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Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:23 pm to goofball
LP would win because they have more meth than Nazi Germany
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:24 pm to goofball
The one powered by meth would win.
Edit: damnit!!
Edit: damnit!!
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:25 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:24 pm to goofball
LP would kick the living shite out of AP.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:25 pm to goofball
Livingston would likely win the war. I think the nicer parts of AP are better places to live though. Not necessarily a knock on LP. They are just more affluent.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:25 pm to fallguy_1978
Which one would St. George side with? I think AP.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:26 pm to goofball
quote:One reads this thread and all one can say is:
If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?
"What a goofball!"
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:26 pm to goofball
LP easy, that whole parish is trash country folks. AP is just extended St George.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:27 pm to goofball
quote:
If Livingston and Ascension were to fight a war, which would win?
Tough call... roughly the same population, but I'm going to have to go with Ascension because I think they are going to put up a more unified front. Donaldsonville might not want any, but the rest of the Parish population is pretty centralized. I don't know that places like Springfield and Albany are going to come rushing to Denham's aid.
quote:
Also, which one is the better suburb?
That's sort of like asking which Dollar General is the best... the answer is none of them.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:27 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
One reads this thread and all one can say is:
"What a goofball!"
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:28 pm to goofball
Where would the refuges flee to?
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:29 pm to redstick13
quote:
Where would the refuges flee to?
Port Vincent
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:29 pm to redstick13
quote:
Where would the refuges flee to?
Obviously Baton Rouge
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:29 pm to goofball
quote:
Which one would St. George side with? I think AP.
St. George aligns with AP, but LP is backed by Central
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:30 pm to Travis Scott
Gun ownership rates are equally high in both parishes.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:36 pm to goofball
quote:
If LP and AP were to fight a war, which would win?
Assuming both sides are totally annihilated I would say America wins.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:36 pm to goofball
Ascension would win but it would be a tougher fight than most realize. Gun ownership in both parishes is sky high but Ascension is much more educated AND they have guns. Livingston would come in guns ablazin and would steam roll until Ascension realizes Livingston can be outsmarted pretty easily. Half the Livingston forces would be strung out on meth and Ascension could use its own meth population to bait them into a central location using old copper pipes and used furniture on the side of the roads. When half the Livingston army falls for the distraction, boom - they're dead. Then the Ascension forces take out our own meth population while they're busy going through the pockets of the dead Livingston meth army.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
This post was edited on 1/15/21 at 2:39 pm
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:38 pm to TDsngumbo
AP wouldn’t have the stomach for it. They’d fold as soon as they got hit.
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:39 pm to goofball
Mankind
Posted on 1/15/21 at 2:40 pm to TDsngumbo
quote:
Ascension would win but it would be a tougher fight than most realize. Gun ownership in both parishes is sky high but Ascension is much more educated AND they have guns. Livingston would come in guns ablazin and would steam roll until Ascension realizes Livingston can be outsmarted pretty easily. Half the Livingston forces would be strung out on meth and Ascension could use its own meth population to bait them into a central location using old copper pipes and used furniture on the side of the roads. When half the Livingston army falls for the distraction, boom - they're dead. Then the Ascension forces take out our own meth population while they're busy going through the pockets of the dead Livingston meth army.
AP lives to fight another day, gets rid of the meth problem plaguing the entire AP/Livingston area, and annexes Bass Pro so we have more access to weaponry for the next time Livingston wants some.
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