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If I fart on a train, and it accelerates....?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm
I've always been bothered by this scenario. If the train is stopped at a station, and I fart. When the train begins to accelerate, will my fart travel to the back of the train? Likewise, if I fart with the train in motion and it comes to a stop, will it travel to the front of the train? I've always been curious of how gases behave in windless environments in motion.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to 1MileTiger
Who is your connect. I'm tired of smoking this reggie.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to 1MileTiger
milehigh? Smoking a bowl right now?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to 1MileTiger
We haven't had one of these in a while. Can you also ask if a plane will take off on a treadmill and if a bird flying in a plane will get smashed into the back of the plane while you're at it?
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:20 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to 1MileTiger
Your fart will get better fuel mileage as long as the train is going 120 mph
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:20 pm to 1MileTiger
It would diffuse away into the bulk air of the car and would exist essentially everywhere, but at a concentration to low for your nose to detect.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:21 pm to 1MileTiger
Technically everything is time travel, as your brain does not register things instantaneously with real life.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:22 pm to TulaneUVA
The questions comes after a letting out a lot of farts on RTD trains. What happens to the air molecules as the train starts going. Normal physics would have physical objects rolling backwards, but does the air hold itself in place?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:23 pm to 1MileTiger
Haven't sat in a physics class since 11th grade, but I would assume that the normal force created by the enclosure on the air in the car creates the same or similar inertia as it does someone standing in the car.
ETA: In short, your fart cloud never left you any way besides how it would normally.
ETA: In short, your fart cloud never left you any way besides how it would normally.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:25 pm
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:24 pm to Swoopin
You all think I'm crazy, but now you are wondering what happens to the fart in the train car.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:24 pm to 1MileTiger
Look up the Chapman-Enskog Approximation and you'll find the answers you seek.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:24 pm to 1MileTiger
You might be joking but this video will actually answer your question
LINK
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:26 pm to 1MileTiger
quote:
The questions comes after a letting out a lot of farts on RTD trains. What happens to the air molecules as the train starts going. Normal physics would have physical objects rolling backwards, but does the air hold itself in place?
Jesus dude. There is busy so much hilariously incorrect misunderstanding in this statement
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:27 pm to 1MileTiger
Think of it as how gravity affects air. . Accelerating is basically adding a horizontal gravity. So the lighter air would move toward the front and the heavier air would move to the back.
If you ate something heavy, your fart goes back. If you ate a salad and farted it would be moved forward.
If you ate something heavy, your fart goes back. If you ate a salad and farted it would be moved forward.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:28 pm to Ingeniero
Based on the video, it depends on the density of my fart compared to the air mixture on the train.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:29 pm to 1MileTiger
If I fart in an elevator and the elevator starts to go up does that make me an a-hole?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:29 pm to 1MileTiger
So essentially, my fart does travel one way or another when the train starts accelerating. So the best time to fart to spread the love is when we are approaching/departing from a station.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:33 pm to 1MileTiger
Methane is heavier than air so the fart meandered towards the back, slowly.
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