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If I fart on a train, and it accelerates....?

Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:17 pm
I've always been bothered by this scenario. If the train is stopped at a station, and I fart. When the train begins to accelerate, will my fart travel to the back of the train? Likewise, if I fart with the train in motion and it comes to a stop, will it travel to the front of the train? I've always been curious of how gases behave in windless environments in motion.
Posted by td01241
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:18 pm to
Pectus?
Posted by Commandeaux
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
Who is your connect. I'm tired of smoking this reggie.
Posted by ksayetiger
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
milehigh? Smoking a bowl right now?
Posted by LNCHBOX
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
We haven't had one of these in a while. Can you also ask if a plane will take off on a treadmill and if a bird flying in a plane will get smashed into the back of the plane while you're at it?
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:20 pm
Posted by upgrayedd
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:19 pm to
Your fart will get better fuel mileage as long as the train is going 120 mph
Posted by BamaChemE
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:20 pm to
It would diffuse away into the bulk air of the car and would exist essentially everywhere, but at a concentration to low for your nose to detect.
Posted by Jcorye1
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:21 pm to
Technically everything is time travel, as your brain does not register things instantaneously with real life.
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:21 pm to
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:22 pm to
The questions comes after a letting out a lot of farts on RTD trains. What happens to the air molecules as the train starts going. Normal physics would have physical objects rolling backwards, but does the air hold itself in place?
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:23 pm to
Haven't sat in a physics class since 11th grade, but I would assume that the normal force created by the enclosure on the air in the car creates the same or similar inertia as it does someone standing in the car.

ETA: In short, your fart cloud never left you any way besides how it would normally.
This post was edited on 1/13/16 at 3:25 pm
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:24 pm to
You all think I'm crazy, but now you are wondering what happens to the fart in the train car.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:24 pm to
Look up the Chapman-Enskog Approximation and you'll find the answers you seek.
Posted by Ingeniero
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:24 pm to
You might be joking but this video will actually answer your question
LINK
Posted by Breesus
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:26 pm to
quote:

The questions comes after a letting out a lot of farts on RTD trains. What happens to the air molecules as the train starts going. Normal physics would have physical objects rolling backwards, but does the air hold itself in place?


Jesus dude. There is busy so much hilariously incorrect misunderstanding in this statement
Posted by LSUFrosty
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:27 pm to
Think of it as how gravity affects air. . Accelerating is basically adding a horizontal gravity. So the lighter air would move toward the front and the heavier air would move to the back.

If you ate something heavy, your fart goes back. If you ate a salad and farted it would be moved forward.
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:28 pm to
Based on the video, it depends on the density of my fart compared to the air mixture on the train.
Posted by terd ferguson
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:29 pm to
If I fart in an elevator and the elevator starts to go up does that make me an a-hole?
Posted by 1MileTiger
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jun 2011
1841 posts
Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:29 pm to
So essentially, my fart does travel one way or another when the train starts accelerating. So the best time to fart to spread the love is when we are approaching/departing from a station.
Posted by slutiger5
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 3:33 pm to
Methane is heavier than air so the fart meandered towards the back, slowly.
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