If every animal species (including insects) weighed 200 lbs…

Aardvark

any type of wasp would be pretty bad

A 200lb pistol shrimp vs a 200lb scorpion would be gnarly.

I wouldn't frick with a 7 lbs honey badger... a 200 lbs honey badger is probably a 1 way ticket off this planet for me baw

I want to say something like honey badger, but I gotta give it to a flying animal. Praying mantises have swords for arms, so maybe them. Depends on whether their exoskeleton is more durable with size

Spiders.

I'd die because I can't stand them when they're tiny.

frick that

I think a 200 lb Scorpion would frick stuff up. They have claws and a stinger. Whole body is armored too.

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Mosquito

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That would be like a small airplane with a blood sucker. I would never go outside. You would be drained in seconds.

Sounds like a good concept for a movie.

But where are you going to find an attractive 200 pound female lead?

The correct answer is the Ironclad Beetle. Literally nothing you have could defeat it in a fight. I’ll put it this way how badass this beetle is: you can run over it with a car and it walks away unscathed. It can support 39,000 times its own weight. Even a machine gun or bazooka would not do all that much to it if it could still support 39,000 times it’s own weight: