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If celebs were in HS(Kinda Funny)

Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:12 pm
Posted by agregime1
Member since Mar 2015
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Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:12 pm
Started as a Twitter thread, then got its Twitter page. Its really funny to look at if you're bored.
You might not recognize most of the celebs, because its twitter which is for teenagers.

-Social Studies Teacher
-everybody wants him as principal
-breath stinks
-accepts late work
-let's ppl sit wherever


- prom queen
- conceited
- performs national anthem every game
- everyone wonders how she ended up with an ugly dude


-JV All Star
-Has mom go to the office when people pick on him
-Snitches on his friends to their girlfriends


-eats off ppls plates at lunch
-"can I borrow a dollar?" arse ****
-world champ at ro sham bo
-gets curved in the dm


-JV QB as a freshman
-already a legend
-shows up to games drunk
-got teacher fired 4 having sex w/ her
-parties hard


-Basketball Team Captain
-Popular
-Dating the same girl since 8th grade
-D1 B-Ball scholarship
-Still can't dunk


- Got her nudes leaked by her ex bf
- emotional
- waits till security gets there to talk shite
- sucks dick


-Senior everyone mistakes as a freshman
-Gets heartbroken every other week
-4.0 GPA
-In school choir


- principal
- fired for sniffing coke on the job
- racist
- suspends Mexicans for no reason
- well hated


- vice principal
- annoying
- never know what she's talking about
- tries so hard to relate to black students


- gym teacher
- never participate, too tired
- always giving advice
- flyest teacher


-on the school wrestling team
-headbutts lockers for fun
-all around crazy arse white boy tryna fight the Mexicans


- 4.0 GPA
- everyone's sugar daddy
- needs to feel loved
- emotional
- loyal
- cried at graduation


-p.e. coach
-peeped in the girls locker room
-caught beating off in his office
-zodiac killer


-Chem Teacher
-Swears at students
-Never breaks up fights
-Fails everyone
-Lowkey the international meth supplier


-dresses up every day
-reminds the teacher of hw
-sits next to vending machine at lunch
-a snitch


-School Janitor
-Offers life advise
-smells dank
-saw you drink @ prom but doesn't snitch
-all around G


-made himself class president
-took mic from valedictorian at graduation
-hasn't smiled since 5th grade


-that one fat popular guy
-always throwing parties
-girls use him for food
-"where's my hug?" arse ****


-is the biggest a-hole in school
-wishes he was black
-sells $20 a G
-got arrested for hot boxing the bathroom


- superintendent
- everyone like him
- stops kids from suspension
- cancels school when it snows
- Harvard graduate


-English Teacher
-compliments girls outfits & legs
-rubs your back wen u answer right
-offers to tutor u @ his house


-4th string QB
-virgin
-scared to talk to females
-every convo leads to him wanting to close with a small prayer


-only dates black guys
-wears clothes that are too small
-loves to get into Facebook fights over her 30 year old bf


-goes missing at school fire drills & mingles w/ other classes
-always tardy
-dances w/ hella hoes at school dances


-fricked her way up to senior year
-calls all her teachers daddy
-good girl turned bad
-has a 33 year old boyfriend


-Pre Calc teacher
-doesn't know shite
-has class teach themselves through textbooks
-basketball captain tutors class


-on b-ball team
-teachers pet
-always dancing in the hallways and high 5s everyone
-shows off hops touching ceiling


-basketball captain
-transferred schools after losing state.
-Gets Coaches Fired.
-cries & punches lockers wen loses


-Math Teacher
-Talks bout love life w/ class
-bipolar
-60 but thinks she still got it
-trades sex for As w/ students


-athletic director
-flirts with the secretaries
-makes up handshakes with students
-buys football players steroids


-short
-class clown
-tried out all 4 years for basketball but never made the team
-tripped at graduation


-is in ROTC
-signed to go the Marines
-never see him at school
-also on the wrestling team
-has beef with everyone


-Wood Shop Teacher
-picks on blacks because his daughter has jungle fever
-knows his daughters a hoe
-racist


-freshman dating a senior
-on the cheer team
-got caught stuffing bra with toilet paper
-grew lips out of no where


-football team captain
-wears his letterman every day of the year
-probably fricked ur bitch
-chokes in the playoffs

-Cheer Captain
-Has no rhythm
-Dad paid the coach big bucks to make her team captain
-drives a BMW


-white girl who acts black
-got beat up for saying "****"
-had an abortion her freshman year
-let's her bf's cheat

Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
21073 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:14 pm to
Holy frick that was long.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161246 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:15 pm to
meh
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4515 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:19 pm to
TWSS
Posted by cincyykid
in a swamp far far away
Member since Mar 2016
1302 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:20 pm to
Obama is only one I disagree with.
Posted by lsupride87
Member since Dec 2007
112573 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

suspends Mexicans for no reason
You see, this pisses me off. He only is against ILLEGAL Mexians. That isn't for no reason


Stop being a Cuck
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:22 pm to
there were more black people in that post that were in my High School




made no sense
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
Member since May 2012
61537 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

You see, this pisses me off.
thats pretty sad
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42092 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:24 pm to
This is pretty corny but I laughed.
Posted by Fearthehat0307
Dallas, TX
Member since Dec 2007
65256 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:31 pm to
I was expecting to be funnier. I legit laughed at two of them. the ted cruz - zodiac killer and the rock - makes up handshakes with students. don't know why I laughed so much at the rock one. it just fits
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:31 pm to
I didn't know who 10 of those people were.


And half of them were just stupid.
Posted by agregime1
Member since Mar 2015
1265 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 6:49 pm to
Calm down dude, its just twitter.
Posted by FelicianaTigerfan
Comanche County
Member since Aug 2009
26059 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:04 pm to
So none of the white people are cool and most are either racist or have black envy?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135029 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:16 pm to
Pretty much. Apparently anyone who isn't in absolute awe of "culcha" is just a racist.


Stupid. And frick Obama. Everyone does not like him.
Posted by Bootyrich
Mandeville
Member since Jan 2015
1189 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:19 pm to
There are some threads I can't finish reading in public because I know I'll look like a retard giggling at my phone. This is one of those threads.
Posted by JOJO Hammer
Member since Nov 2010
12459 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:25 pm to
Not even remotely funny
Posted by Breesus
Unplug
Member since Jan 2010
69549 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:25 pm to
That whole thing is so obnoxiously leftist it's ridiculous.

Bernie - everyone wants him to be principle
Hillary - great at her job but tries to hard to relate
Trump - coke fueled rageaholic
Cruz - zodiac killer and public masturbater
Obama - great guy who everyone loves
This post was edited on 5/27/16 at 7:29 pm
Posted by Eightballjacket
Member since Jan 2016
8089 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:53 pm to
Sanders was funny, then it was all downhill after that.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198013 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 7:56 pm to
if someone had done something similar to this but mocked minorities and liberals while pimping white conservative the twitter account would have been suspended




Posted by Caplewood
Atlanta
Member since Jun 2010
39477 posts
Posted on 5/27/16 at 8:07 pm to
This is bad and you should feel bad
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