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I thought I had a bad day....then this..
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:49 pm
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:49 pm
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Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:50 pm to reo45
After while erectile
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:51 pm to reo45
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Officers recovered his penis and put it in a cooler for surgeons to try to reattach — but medics said that would not be possible.
Damn that really sucks. I wonder how they decided who got dick retrieval duty? "Hey rookie, run down there and pick up that wang"
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:51 pm to Honest Tune
Well played.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:53 pm to fallguy_1978
quote:
Officers recovered his penis and put it in a cooler for surgeons to try to reattach
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:56 pm to Honest Tune
quote:
After while erectile
See you later, severed Peter
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:56 pm to reo45
Damn that was hard to read.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:59 pm to reo45
Didn’t this happen like 25 years ago?
Posted on 7/3/18 at 6:59 pm to reo45
quote:
“The man had lost a lot of blood. He is now under close medical supervision. He will never be able to use his penis in the same way again.”
“Doctors said the cells in the penis are dead as it had been out of his body for too long. He will be disabled for the rest of his life.”
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:00 pm to DeafJam73
History repeats itself.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:00 pm to DeafJam73
quote:
Didn’t this happen like 25 years ago?
He had his reattached and later made pornos.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:02 pm to reo45
I’d kill her.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:02 pm to reo45
Met a female bartender several years ago that had just been released from jail. She had been doing time for squeezing a tube of super glue into her husband's pee hole after he came in drunk, slapped her around, and then passed out. Wasn't the first time he had done that, but it was damn sure his last.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:07 pm to Tigerhead
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She had been doing time for squeezing a tube of super glue into her husband's pee hole
holy hell, that makes me cringe....
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:20 pm to reo45
to her 
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:23 pm to tiggerthetooth
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He will be disabled for the rest of his life.”
If I was him. Just go ahead and shoot me
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:38 pm to reo45
Anybody ever heard the song “Used To Love Her” from Guns ‘N Roses? I think the premise of that song would apply in this situation.
Posted on 7/3/18 at 7:57 pm to reo45
Bangkok
Ha not anymore...
Ha not anymore...
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:04 pm to reo45
Did you fight your dad Monday?
Posted on 7/3/18 at 8:09 pm to Jake88
He no wanky wanky anymore
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