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I think this is the perfect time for America to phase out the handshake
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:47 am
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:47 am
Hallelujah. The time has come. Our long National Interpersonal Greeting Nightmare is finally coming to an ignominious end. Anti- handshakers of the world unite ! An elbow bump or a wave or even a nod will now suffice*. Starting... now . Lord hear my prayer. Amen.
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*Courtesy jerks will still be accepted
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Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:48 am to Lsupimp
Dumb da dum dum dumb!
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:50 am to Lsupimp
I’m advocating for a side to side booty bump.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:50 am to Lsupimp
If you try to elbow bump me, I assume that your wife makes all of the important decisions for the family.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:51 am to Horsemeat
Imma give you a curt “ Hey Baw “ and then point you to the lawnmower and watch you work your magic.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:52 am to Lsupimp
Maybe adopt the Japanese bow system?
No touching and it give you the opportunity to give everything from a shite bow to a very respectful low bow.
No touching and it give you the opportunity to give everything from a shite bow to a very respectful low bow.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:56 am to TigerSaints318
I always said slapping (clothed) women on the arse was hygenic.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:56 am to Lsupimp
Sorry you have a weak handshake baw
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:58 am to Lsupimp
Posted on 3/7/20 at 11:58 am to Lsupimp
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:03 pm to Lsupimp
Bro, I only do fist bumps.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:09 pm to Lsupimp
Fist bumps have been pushing handshakes out for a while now. I rarely shake someone's hand anymore.
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:14 pm to Lsupimp
You're welcome to salute me. I've also long thought it would be cool if people called me "Monsignor."
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:17 pm to Lsupimp
I don’t guess your in favor of rubbing noses?
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:20 pm to Lsupimp
OP is using the big brain.
It is science.
It is science.
This post was edited on 3/7/20 at 12:21 pm
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:52 pm to Lsupimp
Posted on 3/7/20 at 12:55 pm to Lsupimp
Henceforth, the only substitute I will accept in lieu of a handshake
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