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I think my wife bought me panties....

Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:05 am
Posted by TigerBait1971
PTC GA
Member since Oct 2014
16464 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:05 am
She bought me some new boxer briefs, but there is no pee hole in them.

Is this some new thing where you have to pull your dick out from the leg hole or did she buy me panties?

They are Hanes, and look like men's underwear absent the missing pee hole.
Posted by SidewalkDawg
Chair
Member since Nov 2012
10308 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:06 am to
quote:

Is this some new thing where you have to pull your dick out from the leg hole or did she buy me panties?


Isn't this how everyone does it?
Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10976 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:07 am to
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but there is no pee hole in them.

If it can fit through that pee hole, you may really need panties.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:08 am to
You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, I gather.
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:09 am to
I'm an over the top kind of guy myself.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66567 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:09 am to
It's the new cuck rule...hold your pee until jody says you can use the bathroom.
Posted by anc
Member since Nov 2012
20726 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:09 am to
Is it those Saxx briefs that have the pocket for your junk?

If so, its very comfortable.
Posted by iAmBatman
The Batcave
Member since Mar 2011
12382 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:10 am to
Turn them around dumbass
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
15614 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:10 am to
I don’t use the gate, I go over the fence
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
172004 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:10 am to
Posted by BuddyRoeaux
Northshore
Member since Jun 2019
2784 posts
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Posted by 50407Tiger
Member since Oct 2019
1227 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:12 am to
They are called boyshorts, which are in essence, panties.

Boyshorts are for the females and Dwayne Wade’s “son”.
Posted by ElderTiger
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2010
7882 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:13 am to
She’s trying to tell you something - roll with it !
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139229 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:13 am to
OP and "wife"



Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2509 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:14 am to
MY mom did this to me once when I was a teen. She's notorious for buying any and everything that's on sale. One time she heads to the store and see's some male underwear on sale that look a lot like women's panties, except there's a male model on the front, so as not to be confused I guess.

Dad is doing laundry one day and see my new underwear. He busts in my room asking why the hell I'm wearing women's underwear. Hard to explain that one.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:19 am to
She is trying to tell you that you are a bitch and that she wears the pants around the house.
Posted by jmarto1
Houma, LA/ Las Vegas, NV
Member since Mar 2008
39257 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:30 am to
She wants to cuck you bro. Go with it as your marriage depends on it now
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24508 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:31 am to
Don't think I've ever used the pee hole unless I was in a tux at a wedding or something really formal.

Otherwise it's drop to my ankles and re tuck the shirt afterwards.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 8:31 am to
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
61883 posts
Posted on 3/9/20 at 9:23 am to
That pee hole thingy is about the most useless thing in underwear. I’m not about to try and navigate my stuff through a hole to take a leak, and then return it through the same hole when I can just go over the top in a matter of seconds, and when you really have to go, time is of the essence. I cant imagine trying to go through the arduous process of going through all that nonsense when I have to take a leak.

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