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I notice more MILFs these days . . .
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:35 pm
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:35 pm
I notice more MILFs these days . . .
It is my birthday . . .
It is just another day . . .
The MILF at the clothing counter took a peak back at me . . .
Nice smile . . .
I suck in my gut . . .
I have wrinkles in places that were once fairly clear . . .
Her arms are a bit meaty . . .
The MILF at the coffeeshop looked back as she was walking out the door . . .
Nice hair . . .
I flex muscles . . .
I trim hair in places they once did not grow . . .
Her hips were wider than I thought . . .
My hamstring hurts . . .
I notice more MILFs these days . . .
It is my birthday . . .
It is just another day . . .
The MILF at the clothing counter took a peak back at me . . .
Nice smile . . .
I suck in my gut . . .
I have wrinkles in places that were once fairly clear . . .
Her arms are a bit meaty . . .
The MILF at the coffeeshop looked back as she was walking out the door . . .
Nice hair . . .
I flex muscles . . .
I trim hair in places they once did not grow . . .
Her hips were wider than I thought . . .
My hamstring hurts . . .
I notice more MILFs these days . . .
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 5:36 pm
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Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:37 pm to Bham4Tide
I bet your poetry would get you laid with a sophisticated older lady.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:37 pm to Bham4Tide
And not nair one pic
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:37 pm to Bham4Tide
this is the worst poem i've ever read
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:38 pm to Modern
*Nere
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:39 pm to Stingray
quote:
I bet your poetry would get you laid with a sophisticated older lady.
Easy there champ... that's my move, not his
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:39 pm to Bham4Tide
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:44 pm to Bham4Tide
quote:
Bham4Tide
quote:Dear Mr MixedSignals,
UAB Fan
This is what I would guess you consider a MILF-
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:44 pm to Bham4Tide
I thought this was going to be something else. 
No one has ever been excited to stumble upon poetry.
After my uncle died we were cleaning out his house and found a big box of poetry!
No one has ever been excited to stumble upon poetry.
After my uncle died we were cleaning out his house and found a big box of poetry!
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:45 pm to Bham4Tide
If you notice milfs more it means you are getting old
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:46 pm to Bham4Tide
Older women don't want poetry. Older women want to feel like they did back in college and get fricked so hard they can't walk straight.
Maybe pretty words in the afterglow.
Maybe pretty words in the afterglow.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:49 pm to Codythetiger
quote:
Easy there champ... that's my move, not his
If only you were good at it.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:50 pm to Modern
quote:
And not nair one pic
Used all the nair on his ear hair
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:52 pm to JoeHackett
quote:
After my uncle died we were cleaning out his house and found a big box of poetry!
Is that code for porn?
Posted on 8/17/17 at 5:53 pm to soccerfüt
quote:
This is what I would guess you consider a MILF-
I see you are hanging out at mom50.com
Posted on 8/17/17 at 6:01 pm to Stingray
quote:
I bet your poetry would get you laid with a sophisticated older lady.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 6:05 pm to Martini
quote:Negative-
I see you are hanging out at mom50.com
Google Image Search keywords "Ugly MILF"*
ETA * Warning: NSFW
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 6:06 pm
Posted on 8/17/17 at 6:43 pm to Martini
quote:
After my uncle died we were cleaning out his house and found a big box of poetry!
quote:
Is that code for porn?
Gay porn.
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 6:44 pm
Posted on 8/17/17 at 6:47 pm to link
A true poor man's fr33. A fr22 perhaps.
Posted on 8/17/17 at 6:53 pm to Bham4Tide
I hear the Cadillac Cafe is banging on Thursdays. Lots of divorced cougars and milfs looking to suck your eyeballs through your pecker and ride you 'till your pelvis breaks.
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