re: I might be getting a call from the HR Department

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And I’m thinking that if you ever go into politics or rise into an executive position, your azz still ain’t outta the woods, baw.

#MeToo has no expiration date.

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If I ever get into politics and dirty jokes I told years ago come to light as a way to hurt me, I'm going to own up to it immediately. In fact, I'll probably lead off with a dirty joke during my intro commercial. Get it out of the way from the beginning, then proceed to explain to the public that I'm not perfect.

"hahahaha... pics or get the hell outta here, man. You know you can't tell a story about a woman without showing us how hot she is.

Hello there, my name is TDSngumbo and I want to be your next senator. Before going any further, I'm going to tell you right now that I'm far from perfect. I've told dirty jokes, made sexually toned comments, and I touched my wife's breasts before marrying her -- all in the presence of others and in private. I'm a man and I'm not going to hide it. I never have and don't intend on doing so just because I'm in the public eye now. I enjoy hearing and telling dirty jokes and, yes, I've done both in inappropriate audiences. I told you, I'm not perfect. In fact, I'm just like most of you. Now, I ask that you go to my facebook page "tdsngumbo for senate" to learn more about me. And while you're there, post a pic or two of yourself -- if you're hot.

My name is TDsngumbo and I want to be your next senator"

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"That's what she said!"

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When I'm with my homies and we are in a less than ideal atmosphere to pull off the joke, we will say "Twissss" (Like piss but with tw) and people have no idea what we are talking about.

Are they not fans of The Office???

I thought that EVERYBODY is a fan of The Office!

Walmart is hiring.

Just trying to give him a little hope as his career circles the toilet bowl, heading for the drain.