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I just uttered the most White Trash sentence ever...

Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:32 pm
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:32 pm
I just said to my wife (no pics):

"Here's your beer and cracklin, now I need to clip my toenails."

As soon as I said it, I busted out laughing. I just imagined that sentence being uttered all over many trailer parks.
Posted by sleepytime
Member since Feb 2014
3935 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:36 pm to
Did she have you make her a sammich too?
Posted by Spankum
The Sip
Member since Jan 2007
63320 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:36 pm to
that is actually pretty damn funny!...
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68469 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:38 pm to

After all that I'm not sure we want pics to be honest.
Posted by weagle99
Member since Nov 2011
35893 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:39 pm to
CSB
Posted by ElectricWizard0
Member since Jul 2017
2702 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:45 pm to
You can say husband, we're all welcoming here on the OT
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18402 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:46 pm to
Quiet night at the trailer park?
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
25120 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 10:55 pm to
She sounds fat
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:03 pm to
I love when I catch myself or others saying stuff like that
Posted by Orange_and_Blur
Gainesville
Member since Nov 2017
644 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:07 pm to
I'm speechless.
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:09 pm to
Pics you trashy bastard
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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50634 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:11 pm to
How big a girl is she?
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:14 pm to
[quote]
"Here's your beer and cracklin, I'm fixin to clip my toenails. /quote]

That is how I would say it.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9349 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:15 pm to
Beer and cracklin's, WNPIIHB for a few days
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:40 pm to
"Here's your beer and cracklin, now I need to clip my toenails before I eat my Moon Pie."

It's always possible to be trashier.
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
39572 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:42 pm to
Heinous.

At least you recognized it although I'm sure it took a while because you're filthy white trash.
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70139 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:49 pm to
Didn't someone post this already
Posted by Chiefagain
Member since Nov 2016
1808 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:55 pm to
It sounds like people call your wife "hoss".

Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71843 posts
Posted on 11/14/17 at 11:57 pm to
I'm pretty sure at one point this weekend I said the following:

Pop that kid off your tit, get up and bring me a beer and my Grizzly.

I said it in a joking ironic way, but it actually did get done, so I'll let the crowd decide who wins this battle.
This post was edited on 11/14/17 at 11:59 pm
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23563 posts
Posted on 11/15/17 at 12:04 am to
Shouldn't she be bringing you beer and cracklins and clipping your toenails? You are beta.
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