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Posted on 3/25/21 at 10:38 pm to Langland
reported this to peta
Posted on 3/25/21 at 10:44 pm to Langland
Man, you told that story as if it were an African safari! You should post that story on the outdoor board!
Better not stop hunting those frickers....typically when you see one you have about four or five.
Better not stop hunting those frickers....typically when you see one you have about four or five.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 10:54 pm to Langland
Well done. Sometimes the storytelling is better than the story. Writing “ I killed a rat “ just would have been such a waste.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:05 pm to Langland
Great story, baw. Enthralling. I was on the edge of my toilet.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:05 pm to Langland
Glad you took out the vermin bastard. Congrats
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:11 pm to Langland
Systemic Ratcism
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:36 pm to Langland
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At first I tried mouse traps before realizing how big he was. He laughed at those. Then I tried that green rat bait. He drugged that shite away to his rat hideout, crushed it and snorted it. Then he wrote a note thanking me for the high.
RIP my lil buddy
This post was edited on 3/25/21 at 11:37 pm
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:39 pm to Langland
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He came out and jumped directly at me. I could see his little beady eyes getting closer to mine. I swatted him down in mid air with my left hand. (I may have screamed.)
Busted out laughing here. Pictured myself doing the exact same thing
ETA story reminds me of this movie from when I was a kid
This post was edited on 3/25/21 at 11:42 pm
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:43 pm to Langland
Great story. Felt as if i was there watching in person. Glad you got the vermin bastard.
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:51 pm to Who_Dat_Tiger
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Busted out laughing here. Pictured myself doing the exact same thing
It was happening in slow motion. As he was flying thru the air I could clearly see his rat face, like in your pic, coming directly at me. I'm pretty sure he was going for the jugular.
After swatting him I could smell rat in the air. Maybe I smacked some piss out of him.
I give him credit for coming at me. It was at that point we both knew it was a death match, our Thunderdome.
This post was edited on 3/25/21 at 11:54 pm
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:55 pm to Langland
Was literally just trying to feed his family 
Posted on 3/25/21 at 11:59 pm to Langland
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I give him credit for coming at me. It was at that point we both knew it was a death match
Yeah when you said that I knew he knew that his back was against the wall and you weren’t backing down til you killed him
Did the rat have balls? I hate to be an a-hole and assume gender
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:00 am to Langland
I had a rat in my kitchen...I knew because my beagle was going apeshit to get under the cabinets. I was able to poke it out with some wire, and as soon as it ran out my little beagle grabbed it and killed it with one squeeze
Thank God too because I sure as hell had no plan B
Thank God too because I sure as hell had no plan B
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:04 am to Who_Dat_Tiger
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Did the rat have balls? I hate to be an a-hole and assume gender
In the pic, I'm pretty sure those are balls hanging out the his back side.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:05 am to Langland
Let me save you some trouble next time. Get a big rat trap and bait it with popeyes fried chicken skin. The rats are able to get the bait off the trap without tripping it, but they like the chicken skin so much they go back and try to lick the trap clean. That's when you hear the snap of the trap. Rats are crafty but they die of greed.
When I was a boy my family had a housekeeper who lived in a real deal Nola housing project, one of the bad ones back in the day. She gave us this good advice and it has worked for us through the years.
When I was a boy my family had a housekeeper who lived in a real deal Nola housing project, one of the bad ones back in the day. She gave us this good advice and it has worked for us through the years.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:07 am to Langland
Looks like you got a head shot in.
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:14 am to Langland
Rats
Posted on 3/26/21 at 12:31 am to Tall Tiger
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Rats are crafty but they die of greed.
Sounds like a good moral for a fable
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