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I just got my penis stuck in my zipper.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 12:59 am
Posted on 4/6/19 at 12:59 am
Has anyone had this happen, what do I do, please for frick sake help me
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Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:00 am to Tunasntigers92
Wypipo problems 
Go get your boyfriend to kiss it and make it feel better.
Go get your boyfriend to kiss it and make it feel better.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:00 am to Tunasntigers92
Cut off your penis. Should solve your problem.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:00 am to Tunasntigers92
Frank and beans!
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:01 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
I can’t cut off my penis
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:01 am to Tunasntigers92
I watched something about Mary earlier too
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:02 am to Walt OReilly
Walt, my penis is turning purple
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:03 am to Tunasntigers92
Only way out is in.
Hard truths
Hard truths
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:03 am to Tunasntigers92
Well, posting on the OT was definitely the best first step.
I've done this before, so I know that you're full of shite. You don't post on the ot with your shite in a zipper.
Get some pussy is my best advice. Costa Rica or Amsterdam are your best options, no pussy getting mother fricker.
I've done this before, so I know that you're full of shite. You don't post on the ot with your shite in a zipper.
Get some pussy is my best advice. Costa Rica or Amsterdam are your best options, no pussy getting mother fricker.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:03 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
Walt, my penis is turning purple
Stop putting it in your vacuum cleaner.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:04 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
I can’t cut off my penis
Just run the zipper all the way back up and that should do it.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:05 am to TSLG
Wait, have you honestly fricking zipped up your Johnson?
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:05 am to Maytheporkbewithyou
The head is caught, not the shaft
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:06 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:If you change your mind, remember: no cut offs in the pool
I can’t cut off my penis
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:06 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
The head is caught
I'm sure it will grow back.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:10 am to Walt OReilly
And in something about Mary he got his scrotum caught in his zipper not his YENNIS
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:10 am to Kafka
I’ll take Kafka’s advice over anyone else’s
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:11 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
Wait, have you honestly fricking zipped up your Johnson?
frick yea I have. I went commando for years, before I got too old to push all the piss out, and stopped before an old fricker taught me the taint push method, which works like a charm.
My drunk arse fricked my shite up one night. I've still got the scar, but I tossed the pants, bc I ripped the zipper apart.
That shite sucks. I couldn't imagine getting the head; the shaft was horrible enough.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:13 am to TSLG
Wait, hold on, did you go to the ER? My old lady is is trying to push it out with canola oil
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:13 am to Tunasntigers92
quote:
I’ll take Kafka’s advice over anyone else’s
frick you.
Trust me, my advice is the best. You need to get laid.
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