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re: I just got my penis stuck in my zipper.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:13 am to Tunasntigers92
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:13 am to Tunasntigers92
For the sake of every woman I hope you severed it
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Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:16 am to Tunasntigers92
Nope. Just went to my hotel room and sent a bitch to walgreens for "whatever the frick she thought would help."
Neosporin and superman bandaids didn't fricking help much.
Neosporin and superman bandaids didn't fricking help much.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:17 am to Tunasntigers92
Pull from the sides.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:18 am to Tunasntigers92
Sacrifice the pants.
Cut your way out.
Cut your way out.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:19 am to TSLG
I’m getting a little worried here, you still have a scar? I really don’t want to go to the ER with this.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:19 am to Tunasntigers92
I’m more scared than I am worried
This post was edited on 4/6/19 at 1:20 am
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:22 am to Tunasntigers92
I had like a 3" cut on the bottom third of my shite. Hell yea I've got a scar.
I was drunk and in a hurry, so I snatched up on my zipper. It was rough.
I was drunk and in a hurry, so I snatched up on my zipper. It was rough.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:25 am to TSLG
If you're not full of shite, which I'd suck a dick if you're not, pulling from the sides is your best advice. Have somebody grab the fabric directly to the left and right of where it's pinching you and break the zipper.
You can get new pants, but that 4" dick will have to last.
You can get new pants, but that 4" dick will have to last.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:27 am to TSLG
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I had like a 3" cut on the bottom third of my shite. Hell yea I've got a scar.
I was drunk and in a hurry, so I snatched up on my zipper. It was rough.
Botched sex change.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:29 am to TSLG
I am not full of shite, I swear to god the head of my penis is zipped through and through, my old lady tried canola oil and that didn’t work, I am really starting to come unglued
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:34 am to Tunasntigers92
Goot Lort! Pull from the sides. Ask her to use her teeth.
Please tell me this chick isn’t your prom date.
Please tell me this chick isn’t your prom date.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:37 am to OKellsBells
My prom was 15 years ago, I was just getting back from a nice dinner with her folks, I am sitting here, on the edge of my bed watching the head of my unit become darker and darker, if she can’t pop it out soon with motor oil, I’m going to the ER
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:43 am to Tunasntigers92
I don’t believe you but for shites and giggles- Have y’all even tried pulling the zipper apart? You have like 4 of these things lying around, right?
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:46 am to OKellsBells
Yes, I have several pairs of needle nose pliers, the problem is that some of the zipper teeth are in the skin now.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:49 am to Tunasntigers92
You’ve got to unzip it man. It’s gonna Hurt
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:51 am to Tunasntigers92
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The head is caught, not the shaft
Little dick problems
Posted on 4/6/19 at 1:58 am to fr33manator
I’m not bullshitting, the woman’s is greasing up the long part, it isn’t budging, I’m about 5 minutes away from making the walk of shame into the ER.
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:02 am to Tunasntigers92
You’re gonna have to tear the zipper apart. You. Need to cut it away from the pants
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:05 am to Tunasntigers92
You are starting way too many threads lately, what’s wrong?
Posted on 4/6/19 at 2:06 am to Tunasntigers92
Go to the ER. You don’t have much to lose.
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