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I just got called André the Giant
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:21 pm
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:21 pm
I just got called André the Giant by the stereotypical old black man smoking and talking shite on the corner.
"Hey, it's André the Giant, tee hee hee"!
"It's André the Giant, tee hee hee".
I had a come back but I was already headed inside the building when I thought of it. Plus I was about to shite my pants after eating at El Magey Mexican Buffet. I was gonna say "Alright, alright Junkyard Dog." Not great, but it was something.
But really, I'm no where near the size of André . I look more like the Animal, but not as hairy or smart.
It sort of hurt my feelings. I am a tall, big fat frick. I gain about 30 lbs over the last two months.
So in a way the truth was spoken. Much like a two year old with no filter that blurts out "Mama look at that fat man"!
So I have to decide to start wrestling or lose some weight.
"Hey, it's André the Giant, tee hee hee"!
"It's André the Giant, tee hee hee".
I had a come back but I was already headed inside the building when I thought of it. Plus I was about to shite my pants after eating at El Magey Mexican Buffet. I was gonna say "Alright, alright Junkyard Dog." Not great, but it was something.
But really, I'm no where near the size of André . I look more like the Animal, but not as hairy or smart.
It sort of hurt my feelings. I am a tall, big fat frick. I gain about 30 lbs over the last two months.
So in a way the truth was spoken. Much like a two year old with no filter that blurts out "Mama look at that fat man"!
So I have to decide to start wrestling or lose some weight.
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Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:21 pm to Langland
Or just stop posting
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:22 pm to Langland
Ok
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:22 pm to Langland
This post was edited on 6/29/19 at 11:23 pm
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:24 pm to Langland
“The jerk store called...”
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:26 pm to Eli Goldfinger
So offended by beloved Giant but you relate more to the worst character in WWF history? That triggers you, got it!
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:27 pm to Langland
Humble "I'm white" brag but okay
This post was edited on 6/29/19 at 11:28 pm
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:32 pm to Langland
ANdre the giant drank a case of beer a day.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:33 pm to TigerBait2008
quote:
Or just stop posting
I think some folks here are just jealous that I got called out by "stereotypical old black man smoking and talking shite on the corner."
It's a great honor really. Only the fat black grandma and the Magical Negro can trump him.
I bet he wouldn't have giving y'all cracker arse bitches the time of day.
Posted on 6/29/19 at 11:33 pm to GoodOlBaw
Andre is French and that isn't very white in the grand scheme of things.
Posted on 6/30/19 at 12:47 am to Langland
dang, i don't think he meant to hurt your feelings or anything.
Posted on 6/30/19 at 12:52 am to Langland
I doubt all of that. Especially the part about you being man size.
Posted on 6/30/19 at 2:46 am to Langland
Sadly, most people only remember Andre at the tail-end of his career, when he was hobbled and overweight. When he was younger he was a fricking boss.
Not to mention his feats of drinking, which are the stuff of legend. I mean the dude drank 119 beers in 6 hours. That's one beer, every three minutes, non-stop. That's beyond epic. It's godlike.
Not to mention his feats of drinking, which are the stuff of legend. I mean the dude drank 119 beers in 6 hours. That's one beer, every three minutes, non-stop. That's beyond epic. It's godlike.
This post was edited on 6/30/19 at 2:51 am
Posted on 6/30/19 at 6:04 am to the paradigm
8,7,3,1,10,11,9,2,4,5
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Posted on 6/30/19 at 6:11 am to Langland
Better to be a giant than a little fricker
Posted on 6/30/19 at 6:27 am to Langland
This is sad and you are sad for posting it.
Put the fork down and start moving, Potato.
Put the fork down and start moving, Potato.
Posted on 6/30/19 at 7:05 am to soccerfüt
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8,7,3,1,10,11,9,2,4,5
You have 1 (coy redhead) ranked way too low.
Posted on 6/30/19 at 7:05 am to Langland
Breaking news.
Posted on 6/30/19 at 7:08 am to Langland
I thought El Magey closed?
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