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Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:31 pm to
Posted by DanW1
Member since Jan 2013
1103 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

I bought a 6 pack today and I've had three of them already. I love them.


Is that bad?

I drink a 6 pack every two or three nights.
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56011 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

* I shite my pants once in 7th grade but was too embarrassed to say anything so I just sat in my shite for the last class period and bus ride home and just accused people of farting when someone brought up the smell.


I didn't laugh until this one...
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:32 pm to
quote:

Is that bad?



Not in my opinion. People on this board hate Abita Amber though
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:32 pm to
Yo I'm in the booth, I'ma call you right back,
No I just gotta put this one part down, I'ma call you back,
I'm at the studio man,
Man quit playing with me man,
No for real don't play like that,
Are you, are you serious?
How you know?
Put that on everything,
Damn, I'ma call you back,
I'ma call you back.
Everytime I was in L.A. I was with my ex-girlfriend
Everytime you called I told you baby, I'm working
Noo, I was out doing my dirt
Ohh, wasn't thinking about you getting hurt
I was hand in hand in the Beverly Center
Like man, not giving a damn who sees me
So gone, so wrong
Acting like I didn't have you sitting at home
Thinking about me, being the good girl that you are
I bet you probably believe you got a good man
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56227 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:32 pm to
Heaven forbid some imbecile deems you pretentious.

However would you handle it?

Abita Amber is good beer but I won't buy it because they claim to own the phrase "pub crawl"
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 10:34 pm
Posted by slutiger5
Parroquias de Florida
Member since May 2007
10634 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:33 pm to
The rosary and 5 chaplets of the Divine Mercy. You are forgiven my son.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19054 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:34 pm to
I stuck a finger all the way up my arse today
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11224 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:34 pm to
I love this post.
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:36 pm to
quote:

People on this board hate Abita Amber though

I don't. I love it. frick'em.
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
18023 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:36 pm to
I didn't realize a pickle was a cucumber until I was 23.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124383 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:37 pm to
I wouldnt admit to that Eddie

Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124383 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:38 pm to
Do you have any confessions?
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11224 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:38 pm to
Never. This board doesn't forget!
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:40 pm to
* I didn't think most of Jerry's girlfriends were attractive in Seinfeld.
* I find Chris Hemsworth uncomfortably attractive.


Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:41 pm to
quote:

* I find Chris Hemsworth uncomfortably attractive.

Especially in Vacation.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124383 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:42 pm to
I couldn't help but stare at his cock watching the Vacation movie
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:43 pm to
I didn't ever think I'd wtch that movie but if his dick's out, I'll probably watch it and tell people that I just loved the old movie so much that I had to see the new
Posted by hendersonshands
Univ. of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
Member since Oct 2007
160104 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:47 pm to
* I'm afraid of geese
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167229 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:50 pm to
quote:

I stuck my finger all the way up my butt.



Did it scare you how much you liked it?
This post was edited on 4/16/16 at 10:51 pm
Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
27329 posts
Posted on 4/16/16 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

* I'm afraid of geese

You should be. By exBIL got attacked by one at a pond. Nearly lost an eye and did lose his honor and manliness as he ran screaming like a bitch in front of his wife and two young sons.

My cousin got attacked by one on my grandma's farm after we pissed it off real good whipping it's arse with some light sabers. He was always a little fatter, slower and less athletic than me. Like the saying goes,"I didn't have to be faster than the goose. I just had to be faster than him." He's scare of geese now. He got his arse handed to him.
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