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re: I have some serious questions about how you get lost in the Alabama woods for 30 days....

Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:26 am to
Posted by celltech1981
Member since Jul 2014
8139 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:26 am to
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Impossible. You could walk for no more than a couple of hours without finding a fence or creek. Walk along that you will find a road or house.


exactly what i was thinking.
Posted by johnnyrocket
Ghetto once known as Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
9790 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:42 am to
All I have to say is only in Alabama!
Posted by JetFuelTyga
Born in desert,raised in lion's den
Member since Feb 2016
1799 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:57 am to
4 weeks tripping balls in Alabama wilderness... Wish I had the time.
Posted by BigB0882
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2014
5422 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 10:58 am to
Was she missing her purse? I think the OT could help her out with that.
Posted by Dam Guide
Member since Sep 2005
16797 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:15 am to
She had a disorderly conduct court case while she was missing. They dropped it cause they thought she was dead.
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 11:16 am
Posted by White Roach
Member since Apr 2009
9666 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:23 am to
Hmmmm, interesting defense strategy.
Posted by Soup Sammich
Member since Aug 2015
3301 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Impossible. You could walk for no more than a couple of hours without finding a fence or creek. Walk along that you will find a road or house. 


A 14 year old girl fell out of a plane at about 20,000 ft and survived the fall but landed in the middle of the Amazon. She was theonly survivor. She had broken bones and managed to find civilization in 10 days.

Alabama girl gets lost in her home state and takes her 30 damn days.
Posted by anewguy
BR
Member since Mar 2017
1239 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 11:56 am to
Posted by lsucoonass
shreveport and east texas
Member since Nov 2003
70136 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:03 pm to
Damn she went black face
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
93541 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:03 pm to
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Damn she went black face

that's what it looks like, weird
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:06 pm to
I also call bull shite... something more to this. You can not tell me, after walking around (even if in semi circles) that you did not come across ONE single thing that could hint at you or lead you to civilization. Plus, there has to be a TON of back woods gumps in that mug any way. Shes lucky she ain't some ol' boy's woman by now.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:07 pm to
quote:

A 14 year old girl fell out of a plane at about 20,000 ft and survived

Holy shite...

quote:

landed in the middle of the Amazon. She was theonly survivor. She had broken bones and managed to find civilization in 10 days.

Alabama girl gets lost in her home state and takes her 30 damn days.



EXfrickINGACTLY
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:08 pm to
The Sipsey wilderness is the only place in Alabama I could even imagine this being possible. Maybe the Mobile-Tensaw Delta.

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Bullock County and Barbour County line


This is plantation timber area. The woods are full of old logging roads and pavement is never too far away.

There's something going on here.

I'm betting she ran off with a Hooter's patron, did a bunch of meth, things didn't work out, and now she's trying to get back home to her old man.
This post was edited on 8/17/17 at 12:13 pm
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:10 pm to
There's more to the story. Gotta be
Posted by JoeHackett
Member since Aug 2016
5171 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:14 pm to
She survived eating mushrooms and berries.

Unless she brought mushrooms with her, very possible, not even the Survivorman was willing to risk eating mushrooms on his show.

Why does the media fall for this stuff? It's obvious to everyone that she's leaving out some very important details but they report her version as fact.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122534 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:25 pm to
IWHI
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
198111 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:30 pm to
She's suffered enough
Posted by Pectus
Internet
Member since Apr 2010
67302 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:50 pm to
Number 1 rule about being lost is to stay put.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38239 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:53 pm to
what if a grizzly bear comes after you?
Posted by MajorMacD
Member since Apr 2017
146 posts
Posted on 8/17/17 at 12:57 pm to
quote:

I have some serious questions about how you get lost in the Alabama woods for 30 days


There is definitely something weird about this story. It's Alabama, not ANWR. A day's walk in any direction will lead you to a road/town.
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