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I had a dream last night
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:59 am
Posted on 2/28/17 at 6:59 am
I was at a wedding ceremony in a small house. People were there that i didnt know dressed nice. I was apparently getting married to my second wife, which makes me think what happen to my first?
I finally saw my bride and she was wearing a casual wedding dress, not too fancy. She was fat but blond. I said i cant do this. I looked for my only friend at the wedding which happened to be joey from the show friends. He was hanging out with phebe at the house next door.
Before I could backout, i woke up. Ill never get married again.
I finally saw my bride and she was wearing a casual wedding dress, not too fancy. She was fat but blond. I said i cant do this. I looked for my only friend at the wedding which happened to be joey from the show friends. He was hanging out with phebe at the house next door.
Before I could backout, i woke up. Ill never get married again.
This post was edited on 2/28/17 at 7:02 am
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Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:02 am to Mud_Till_May
Casual wedding dress, huh?
Was it khaki?
Was it khaki?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:03 am to upgrayedd
I was thinking camo...
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:04 am to Mud_Till_May
I dreamed that I ordered a rum and coke at a bar. I never drink rum and coke.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:06 am to Motorboat
quote:
I dreamed that I ordered a rum and coke at a bar. I never drink rum and coke
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:07 am to Mud_Till_May
quote:
She was fat but blond
About as good as most of us could hope for.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:08 am to upgrayedd
White but more like a dress than a wedding dress.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:09 am to Hot Carl
I guess thats why we were getting married.
On a shorter note. Dont marry a fat girl, youll be unhappy because shes fat and she be unhappy because your unhappy.
On a shorter note. Dont marry a fat girl, youll be unhappy because shes fat and she be unhappy because your unhappy.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:11 am to Mud_Till_May
So Joey lied when he advertised that he'd be there for you?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:11 am to Hot Carl
quote:I did not know blondness offset fatness.
She was fat but blond
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:26 am to Mud_Till_May
quote:
On a shorter note. Dont marry a fat girl, youll be unhappy because shes fat and she be unhappy because your unhappy.
Truer words, man. Truer words.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:28 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Casual wedding dress, huh? Was it khaki?
From his description of his bride to be, it would've been made by Abdul the tent maker.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:40 am to Mud_Till_May
quote:
Dont marry a fat girl, youll be unhappy because shes fat and she be unhappy because your unhappy.
Well, that bit of advice does me a lot of fricking good now. Where were you 15 years ago a-hole.
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:43 am to soccerfüt
Soccerfut,
That was brilliance
That was brilliance
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:55 am to upgrayedd
quote:
Casual wedding dress, huh?
Was it khaki?
Oh shite...was he marrying Jake From State Farm with a blonde wig?
Posted on 2/28/17 at 7:57 am to tigerpawl
quote:
I did not know blondness offset fatness.
I used to prefer blondes but then switched to dark hair girls. too many are dying their hair dark now. i'll be switching back to blondes for now
Posted on 2/28/17 at 8:50 am to Mud_Till_May
quote:
I had a dream
that you MLK?
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