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I got some science jokes for you...
Posted on 6/16/21 at 1:15 am
Posted on 6/16/21 at 1:15 am
1) Why can't you trust atoms?
- Because they make up everything.
2) A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender, "How much?"
- The bartender replies,"For you, no charge".
3) A scientist is reading a book on anti-gravity.
- He can't put it down.
- Because they make up everything.
2) A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink and asks the bartender, "How much?"
- The bartender replies,"For you, no charge".
3) A scientist is reading a book on anti-gravity.
- He can't put it down.
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Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:11 am to euphemus
What do you with an element that dies?
Barium
I was going to tell some other jokes but all the good ones Argon
Barium
I was going to tell some other jokes but all the good ones Argon
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:20 am to euphemus
Two guys walk into a bar waitress asks what do you want to drink? First guy says H2O the waitress asked the second guy what he wanted? he replied H2O2
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:23 am to euphemus
Why didn't we have to wear masks when driving in our cars?
Superior auto immune systems.
Superior auto immune systems.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:34 am to euphemus
What do you call a Fauci?
A fraud
A fraud
This post was edited on 6/16/21 at 6:35 am
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:39 am to Hangit
Have you heard about absolute zero?
It’s 0k.
It’s 0k.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:43 am to euphemus
Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
To stay on the same side. Bazinga
To stay on the same side. Bazinga
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:49 am to euphemus
Geology rocks, gut Geography is where it's at.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 6:51 am to euphemus
Didn’t read thread and reposted joke already posted 
oops
oopsThis post was edited on 6/16/21 at 10:20 am
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:04 am to When in Rome
Never put your sulfuric acid in a metal beaker. It’s an oxidant waiting to happen!
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:14 am to euphemus
I have some history jokes and why not use this thread…
How did Emperor Diocletian divide the Roman Empire?
With a pair of Caesars
What’s the Romanov family’s favorite coffee?
Tsarbucks
How did Emperor Diocletian divide the Roman Empire?
With a pair of Caesars
What’s the Romanov family’s favorite coffee?
Tsarbucks
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:41 am to alajones
Why did people find Napoleon rude?
He was a little frank.
He was a little frank.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:44 am to fr33manator
quote:
Why did people find Napoleon rude?
He was a little frank.
How did Hitler tie his shoes?
With little nazis.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 7:57 am to euphemus
I reading a mystery novel in Braille. It is boring so far but something is about to happen. I can feel it.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:00 am to euphemus
Geologist joke:
I hate when people take me for granite.
I hate when people take me for granite.
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:06 am to euphemus
One tectonic plate bumped into the other and said "sorry, my fault."
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:11 am to VolsOut4Harambe
A proton says to an electron, "I know you want me". The electron says, "are you sure?". The proton says "i'm positive"
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:13 am to euphemus
Heisenberg was driving his sports car on the autobahn at a high rate of speed when he was stopped by the polizei.
The officer asked, “do you know fast you were traveling?
Heisenberg replied, “no, but I know exactly where I am.”
The officer asked, “do you know fast you were traveling?
Heisenberg replied, “no, but I know exactly where I am.”
This post was edited on 6/16/21 at 9:20 am
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:17 am to Cracker
quote:RIP in peace
he replied H2O2
Posted on 6/16/21 at 8:18 am to Tigris
quote:
How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis.
Why was the Luftwaffe so successful?
It just kept Göring.
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