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re: I got jumped this morning

Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:55 pm to
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50732 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:55 pm to
It was nice of you to loan her a pair of your shorts and a T-shirt.
Posted by Trent
Member since Jan 2008
2151 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:57 pm to
When you post that much, people think you make shite up. That said, way too long to read.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29437 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:58 pm to
This will end one of three ways:

1. She goes back to the boyfriend and tells him she was asleep at your place. He whips your arse again.

2. She will never leave.

3. You wake up and tell your sister to go in her room because mom is home.
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Larry
Collierville, TN
Member since Jul 2004
5498 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:59 pm to
Her face just looks like a black blob. He must have beat the shite out of her.
Posted by JudgeHolden
Gila River
Member since Jan 2008
18566 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 2:59 pm to
So let me get this straight.

She's accused one guy of rape. She's gotten you beaten up. And yet you bring her back to your apartment.

That isn't smart.

Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

He whips your arse again.


hey bro, I whipped his arse!! he only hurt me because he surprised me. He was the one crying and running away at the end
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:02 pm to
da fuq did I just read?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20635 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:02 pm to
She's going to rob you the first time you leave her in the house alone.
But I just figured she'd spend the night
quote:

When I woke up late in the afternoon
She had taken all the things from inside his room
I found myself naked in the middle of the floor
She had taken the bed and the chest of drawers
The mirror, the TV, the guitar cord
My remote control and my old skateboard
She robbed us blind - she took all we owned
And the boys blamed me for bringing her home


Posted by Jed Zeppelin
Maurice
Member since Feb 2010
1049 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

sound advice as always Lucas


LucasP has been solid lately with the relationship advice.
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66044 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:03 pm to
you really got your arse whooped. don't lie
Posted by Sampson
Drusilla and Jefferson
Member since Mar 2012
25061 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:03 pm to
was this at the Brightside bus stop across from circle k by Alvin dark?
Posted by Count Chocula
Tier 5 and proud
Member since Feb 2009
63908 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:04 pm to
quote:

hey bro, I whipped his arse!!



but I found my biology book on the ground and hit the guy in the face with the corner of the book. Blood was everywhere by this point. He curled into a ball and was covering his head,

Right!

This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 3:05 pm
Posted by AUtigR24
Happy Hour
Member since Apr 2011
20144 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:05 pm to
el oh el her boyfriend is going to murder you

Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49068 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

God I hope she doesnt find out about me taking this pic


Doesn't anyone find it odd that a young bachelor has throw pillows on his sofa. that's not a dudes apt. Turkey, you are pulling our leg you full of shite motherfricker you.


Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
11073 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

So I was walking to the bus stop like I do almost every day at 6:30 in the morning.
poor and trashy
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
105197 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Doesn't anyone find it odd that a young bachelor has throw pillows on his sofa. that's not a dudes apt. Turkey, you are pulling our leg you full of shite motherfricker you.


Gracious living knows no age or station in life, baw.
Posted by Turkey_Creek_Tiger
Member since Dec 2012
12343 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:07 pm to
quote:

Doesn't anyone find it odd that a young bachelor has throw pillows on his sofa. that's not a dudes apt.


my step mom did that shite. I like a pillow when I get lonely though, If you know what I mean
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 3:09 pm
Posted by Spider John
Nola
Member since Apr 2014
1004 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:09 pm to
I find it hard to beleive that this guy came after you at 6:30 in the am. Thats a little early for an arse whoopin
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49068 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

my step mom did that shite. I like a pillow when I get lonely though, If you know what I me


Where'd you get that sofa then? Show us THAT sofa online somewhere with in 2 minutes. GO!

quote:

Gracious living knows no age or station in life, baw.

made me men HATE throw pillows. Factual.
This post was edited on 9/29/14 at 3:12 pm
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
29437 posts
Posted on 9/29/14 at 3:12 pm to
Just how big of an ole boy are you ?
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