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I got bored at work today and decided to play a prank on customers
Posted on 9/26/19 at 4:59 pm
Posted on 9/26/19 at 4:59 pm
So I work at a doctors office and it's been a slow day. I had Chipotle for lunch and ended up taking a big dump in the work bathroom. It was real messy and I ended up using all the toilet paper. I could still feel I had a couple wipes worth left but all I had was a bunch of $20s I was gonna use to get some blow after work.
Anyway, it only took two $20s to finish wiping, but I didn't want to flush them and get the toilet clogged. I was thinking what to do with them when I got an idea of how to dispose of them and cure my boredom of the slow day
So, not long before our next appointment, when nobody was looking I went out and left my poop dollar in the parking lot where somebody walking past would definitely see it. I wait by the window and the patient shows up, and he looked down, and he actually took it! SUCCESS!
While he's in the back with the doctor I go back out in the parking lot and leave the second poop dollar right where somebody walking out will have to see it.
I wait patiently for his appointment to end, and watch eagerly as leaves. He sees it, stops, HE PICKED IT UP TOO!!
THIS FOOL TOOK BOTH MY POOP DOLLARS
WHAT AN IDIOT
Anyway, it only took two $20s to finish wiping, but I didn't want to flush them and get the toilet clogged. I was thinking what to do with them when I got an idea of how to dispose of them and cure my boredom of the slow day
So, not long before our next appointment, when nobody was looking I went out and left my poop dollar in the parking lot where somebody walking past would definitely see it. I wait by the window and the patient shows up, and he looked down, and he actually took it! SUCCESS!
While he's in the back with the doctor I go back out in the parking lot and leave the second poop dollar right where somebody walking out will have to see it.
I wait patiently for his appointment to end, and watch eagerly as leaves. He sees it, stops, HE PICKED IT UP TOO!!
THIS FOOL TOOK BOTH MY POOP DOLLARS
WHAT AN IDIOT
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Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:00 pm to BowlJackson
Weak
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:01 pm to BowlJackson
Fake poo dollars are the worst kind of poo dollars. for shame
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:01 pm to BowlJackson
What a shitty thread.
Ban yourself
Ban yourself
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:01 pm to BowlJackson
You are one weird dude.
This post was edited on 9/26/19 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:02 pm to BowlJackson
quote:In fairness, he probably never spent 40 bucks on wiping his arse.
WHAT AN IDIOT
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:02 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
So I work at a doctors office
Nurse BJ?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:06 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
he probably never spent 40 bucks on wiping his arse.
Sounds poor
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:06 pm to BowlJackson
You're a receptionist?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:08 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
I got bored at work today and decided to play a prank on customers
quote:If you're gonna be a sorry arse troll, you should probably know most medical offices refer to "customers" as patients
So I work at a doctors office
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:08 pm to BowlJackson
fake: OP is loaded enough to wipe his arse with $20s
gay: OP put a mans face (Andrew Jackson) up against his arse
gay: OP put a mans face (Andrew Jackson) up against his arse
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:10 pm to BowlJackson
quote:Pro tip: if you find yourself running out of TP before the job is done: take the last couple squares and wedge them in your butt to create a barrier so you can pull up you pants and go find another roll.
Sounds poor
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:12 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
customers
quote:
I work at a doctors office
You mean patients?
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:50 pm to BowlJackson
This thread sucks more than cam newton
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:58 pm to BowlJackson
quote:
POOP DOLLARS
quote:
BowlJackson
Name checks out
Posted on 9/26/19 at 5:59 pm to northshorebamaman
quote:
Pro tip: if you find yourself running out of TP before the job is done: take the last couple squares and wedge them in your butt to create a barrier so you can pull up you pants and go find another roll.
Found the guy who has done the crab walk one too many times
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