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I don't understand the appeal of a nude beach
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:58 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:58 pm
Seems like your dick and balls would be very apt to sunburn. Plus, who wants a sandcrab to scoot up your butthole while laying there?
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Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:59 pm to toosleaux
Your wife has had way bigger than a sand crab up her butthole.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:59 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Seems like your dick and balls would be very apt to sunburn
Ask a woman to rub some sunscreen on it for you
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:59 pm to Mr Personality
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Your wife has had way bigger than a sand crab up her butthole.
No shite. (pun intended)
Posted on 5/14/18 at 5:59 pm to toosleaux
The problem with them is that the people that are nudists aren't people that you want to see naked
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:00 pm to toosleaux
quote:Cause there's nothing enjoyable about looking at tits and pussy.
I don't understand the appeal of a nude beach
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:01 pm to toosleaux
quote:
who wants a sandcrab to scoot up your butthole while laying there?
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:16 pm to toosleaux
I came to say that I understand the appeal
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 6:21 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:18 pm to toosleaux
My dick
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:20 pm to toosleaux
quote:
Seems like your dick and balls would be very apt to sunburn.
Wouldn't be pleasant.
quote:
Plus, who wants a sandcrab to scoot up your butthole while laying there?
It sounds like you are on both sides of the fence.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:21 pm to toosleaux
Just as bad: if the wind picks up you get sandblasted.
Worst of all: you see naked people you wish you could unsee.
Worst of all: you see naked people you wish you could unsee.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:24 pm to toosleaux
I'd be so nervous about getting a boner, I'd probably have a constant boner
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:25 pm to toosleaux
The appeal of a nude beach loses its luster once you realize who actually goes to a nude beach.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:26 pm to toosleaux
I agree. Most nude beaches have your every day 40 to 50 year old walking around naked and sagging.
It's not like a bunch of OT 10s are walking around.
It's not like a bunch of OT 10s are walking around.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:26 pm to toosleaux
I’ve been. I enjoyed it. Very nice feeling to swim naked in the ocean.
All old people there except me, though. Women with pendulous breasts and men with pendulous ball sacks.
All old people there except me, though. Women with pendulous breasts and men with pendulous ball sacks.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:32 pm to baybeefeetz
As John Pinette once noted, at a nude beach, there's a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself, and rubbing yourself with lotion.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:36 pm to toosleaux
Adults-only deck of cruise ships. 
This post was edited on 5/14/18 at 6:37 pm
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:37 pm to toosleaux
I went to one in Brazil. I understand the appeal there.
Posted on 5/14/18 at 6:40 pm to celltech1981
Voyeur
Exhibitionist
Exhibitionist
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