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Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:40 pm to L.A.
I was out in Park City one night and a Mormon asked if I was interested in trying the Provo Garage.
After she saw the dumbfounded look on my face she explained it’s where you just put it and park it.
After she saw the dumbfounded look on my face she explained it’s where you just put it and park it.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:43 pm to L.A.
My bet is there is more sin committed leading up to the soaking than the “sin” that they are trying to avoid.
Religion vs Biology - my money is on horniness everytime, those with and without magic underwear included.
Religion vs Biology - my money is on horniness everytime, those with and without magic underwear included.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:49 pm to Tr33fiddy
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Doesn't suprise me given how dumb the origin story of their religion is.
Compared to what other religion's origin story?
Maybe you arent comparing it to another religion, but I love the "your religion is stupid" arguments by people equally as religious.
This post was edited on 6/30/25 at 5:53 pm
Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:54 pm to L.A.
So dumb 
Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:58 pm to Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
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Thought I read somewhere that other people might get involved and jump up and down on the bed so that the "Soakers" are not doing the moving themselves.
Yes, it's called jump humping. It's a variation on soaking
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This post was edited on 6/30/25 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 6/30/25 at 5:58 pm to Tr33fiddy
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Doesn't suprise me given how dumb the origin story of their religion is.
Incest as central tenet?
Wives who are virgins?
Sends only begotten son to a place and time to share a message with the world - that requires telephone game communication, language translations of complex subject, at speed of donkey, across many years, most often via interpretations by men-only (as women were chattel).
Be careful on dat.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:02 pm to Geaux-2-L-O-Miss
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Thought I read somewhere that other people might get involved and jump up and down on the bed so that the "Soakers" are not doing the moving themselves.
Imagine, “hey, my girlfriend and I need a favor.”
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:04 pm to L.A.
How is that even possible? Seems like instinct just kicks in
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:05 pm to L.A.
So, is "Jump-Soaking Baby" a Mormon insult?
"You're so stupid, you must be a Jump-Soaking Baby!"
"You're so stupid, you must be a Jump-Soaking Baby!"
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:10 pm to taylork37
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Compared to what other religion's origin story?
Maybe you arent comparing it to another religion, but I love the "your religion is stupid" arguments by people equally as religious.
Many of the stories are stupid...but the whole dude found golden tablets, lost them and started a religion relatively recently in north America is especially dumb.
At least the older religions have a few thousand years of mystical history lol
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:11 pm to L.A.
Imagine “soaking” on a waterbed.
This post was edited on 6/30/25 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:13 pm to L.A.
Damn that's almost as weird as my people fricking thru a sheet. As for me I'd tap that arse.
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:15 pm to L.A.
I prefer Bill Clinton's definition for what is NOT sex...
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:21 pm to L.A.
Can you have a friend jump on the bed while soaking? Would that be quaking?
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:22 pm to Tr33fiddy
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Many of the stories are stupid...but the whole dude found golden tablets, lost them and started a religion relatively recently in north America is especially dumb.
Any more dumb than a religion that started based on a virgin can conceive and a dead body can walk again?
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:28 pm to L.A.
But first they have to get that goofy underwear off…
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:40 pm to L.A.
so what happens to the blue balls?
Posted on 6/30/25 at 6:41 pm to Artificial Ignorance
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Imagine, “hey, my girlfriend and I need a favor.”
A favor for a favor.
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