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re: I don't get peoples fascination with the beach.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 7:59 pm to mikelbr
Posted on 1/2/22 at 7:59 pm to mikelbr
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Mountain trails are for vapid 'intellectuals' who fill voids left by their shitty parents by hiking 6 miles up trails to look over a majestic landscape in a contrived moment of introspect. You leave feeling just as empty as before. Then you drive back to your urban apartment in Boulder or Salt Lake City and eat sushi with chop sticks to "embrace the adversity".
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Posted on 1/2/22 at 7:59 pm to liz18lsu
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liz18lsu
You watch your mouth, woman.
Happy New Year. Hope you're doing well.
On topic...I prefer the mountains but the beach is fine for those who like it.
OP, quit being a sniveling bitch.
This post was edited on 1/3/22 at 3:39 am
Posted on 1/2/22 at 8:06 pm to rocky mountain way
Tough to beat drinking a cold beer in a hot tub with snow capped mountains in the background and hot chicks in bikinis in the hot tub with you.
Posted on 1/2/22 at 10:36 pm to rocky mountain way
Agreed. Beaches are ignorant. I’d rather go tube the frio or watch my kids play in a stream in the smoky mountains than deal with sand.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 3:36 am to rocky mountain way
OP is a pussy. The beach is the GOAT.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 6:19 am to rocky mountain way
I just came to say "frick sand."
Posted on 1/3/22 at 6:21 am to rocky mountain way
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When people are at home they don't say "hey, let's turn off the air conditioning, sit in a sauna, shine heat lamps in our face, glop on a bunch of grease, throw sand all over our bodies/shoes/vehicle, spray soda all over our bodies to assimilate that sticky ocean water feel, invite a bunch of seagulls into the kitchen to battle us for every scrap of food, turn some giant fans on 50mph blowing stuff everywhere" etc.
I'm retired. This is my everyday dream.
Enjoy the snow in July
Posted on 1/3/22 at 6:25 am to rocky mountain way
I have always loved the beach, well until I started bringing my kids to the beach. Bringing any kid from age 0-3 is freakin miserable and I’d rather just stay home or take them to the local park.
Posted on 1/3/22 at 10:29 pm to stapuffmarshy
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Enjoy the snow in July
As the south is getting blasted with cold and snow.
I wish it would snow in July, beats 95 with 86 percent humidity.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 12:34 am to rocky mountain way
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Beaches are for boring obese people who can't physically do more than waddle to a beach chair and have a drink. sad.
Anyone that would want to do more than sit in a beach chair, and have a drink doesn’t understand the concept of relaxation.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 12:36 am to rocky mountain way
Do you even 30gay bro?!?
Posted on 1/4/22 at 12:39 am to rocky mountain way
Mountains over beach
Posted on 1/4/22 at 1:03 am to Hurricane Mike
Give me beaches all day. And while it is an over generalization I do think many who say mountain are hipsters and faux outdoorsmen looking for approval.
This post was edited on 1/4/22 at 1:04 am
Posted on 1/4/22 at 6:28 am to rocky mountain way
I dislike sand.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 6:30 am to rocky mountain way
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hey, let's turn off the air conditioning, sit in a sauna,
Is definitely not
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turn some giant fans on 50mph blowing stuff everywhere" etc.
The beach on a still day sucks arse. The beach on a windy day is incredible.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 6:35 am to elprez00
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Spend 9 days sitting on the beach with Mrs Prez listening to salsa music and drinking tequila drinks. Read 4 books. And every time you look up, you see beautiful clear blue water.
Gonna need pics to determine level of enjoyment
Posted on 1/4/22 at 6:38 am to rocky mountain way
Gulf Coast beach vacation rentals have gotten absurdly overpriced for me to find much value but yeah, people love it.
Posted on 1/4/22 at 6:39 am to FLObserver
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Gonna need pics to determine level of enjoyment
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by FLObserver
Name checks out
Posted on 1/4/22 at 7:41 am to Big Ole Baw
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but you can count me out of a gulf Shores trip to go share the bewch with a bunch of middle aged white dudes
Okay, what was the "white" for? Do white people disgust you?
Posted on 1/4/22 at 7:48 am to kingbob
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A lot of places on the west coast and in Europe have low humidity and a warm sun on their beaches, with water unbelievably clear and blue, but their sand sucks.
The gulf south beaches have the best sand, but the humidity is awful, and the water is just okay.
The water is WAAAAYY better off the Florida beaches than it is on the West Coast. The ONLY advantage on the West Coast is low humidity.
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