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re: I cant make this stuff up...
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:31 pm to Paddyshack
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:31 pm to Paddyshack
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Im betting not because you didn't see the way those two dudes looked at me.
none of this story makes any goddamn sense
how is you saying "I like mine extra crispy" funny in any way?
and why would the 2 black guys find that to be offensive?
I'm so confused
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm to Salmon
Because only black people like crispy foods
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm to X123F45
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Keep in mind it was bbq chicken.
If it was crispy...what color would it be?
Actually, it was fricking cornbread.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:33 pm to Paddyshack
Clearly it can be made up because its not funny and doesn't make much sense.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:33 pm to LSUTigersVCURams
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OT, but do black people eat pot roast?
Glendas in breaux bridge makes a pot roast I would fight a herd of lions for.
Well let's just say those creole ladies can cook.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:36 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:35 pm to High C
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Actually, it was fricking cornbread.
You're a racist for pretending to think black people were thinking about anything but chicken.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:36 pm to Paddyshack
1. You're probably intimidated by black men.
2. You probably confused their "you a stupid motherfricker" look for something else.
2. You probably confused their "you a stupid motherfricker" look for something else.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:36 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
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I'm a non-believer, actually.
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StrongBackWeakMind
Well, duh.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:37 pm to Salmon
I bet OP said extra crispy with a black accent trying to act cool and that's why he got the stare down.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:37 pm to Paddyshack
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Beats me. I was talking about the cornbread.
Sure you were Hoss, sure you were

Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:38 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
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You probably confused their "you a stupid motherfricker" look for something else.
yeah it was probably more of a "you gon get raped" look
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:38 pm to The Cow Goes Moo Moo
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The Cow Goes Moo Moo

Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:41 pm to Paddyshack
you get a downvote for not curb stomping them for using a racial epithet
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:41 pm to High C
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Actually, it was fricking cornbread.
Ain't nothin wrong with that.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:42 pm to Paddyshack
Go back to your Klan rally, Hitler.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:44 pm to Paddyshack
Why were the two dudes still in front of you the whole time
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:47 pm to HeadChange
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Why were the two dudes still in front of you the whole time
Because I didn't enforce my white privilege that would send them to the back of the line.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:47 pm to Breesus
I believe the source of confusion here lies with the "extra crispy" term. It's basically saying burnt which turn things black. By saying he doesn't mind his extra crispy, black folks took OP to mean he enjoyed the company of black women. This surprised the two black gentleman at OP's obvious forwardnes, meanwhile the women who knew OP realized he had no idea he had just said something so brazen and proceeded to laugh hysterically at the thought he could ever land any woman, much less a Nubian princess with a mastery of the culinary arts.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:48 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:50 pm to BamaChemE
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I believe the source of confusion here lies with the "extra crispy" term. It's basically saying burnt which turn things black. By saying he doesn't mind his extra crispy, black folks took OP to mean he enjoyed the company of black women. This surprised the two black gentleman at OP's obvious forwardnes, meanwhile the women who knew OP realized he had no idea he had just said something so brazen and proceeded to laugh hysterically
EXACTLY!!!
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thought he could ever land any woman, much less a Nubian princess with a mastery of the culinary arts.
Frick you...
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