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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:31 pm to
Posted by Salmon
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Im betting not because you didn't see the way those two dudes looked at me.



none of this story makes any goddamn sense

how is you saying "I like mine extra crispy" funny in any way?

and why would the 2 black guys find that to be offensive?

I'm so confused

Posted by Flair Chops
to the west, my soul is bound
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm to
Because only black people like crispy foods
Posted by High C
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Keep in mind it was bbq chicken.

If it was crispy...what color would it be?


Actually, it was fricking cornbread.
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:33 pm to
Clearly it can be made up because its not funny and doesn't make much sense.
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28704 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

OT, but do black people eat pot roast?


Glendas in breaux bridge makes a pot roast I would fight a herd of lions for.

Well let's just say those creole ladies can cook.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:36 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28704 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:35 pm to
quote:


Actually, it was fricking cornbread.




You're a racist for pretending to think black people were thinking about anything but chicken.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:36 pm to
1. You're probably intimidated by black men.
2. You probably confused their "you a stupid motherfricker" look for something else.
Posted by The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Bucktown
Member since Nov 2012
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:36 pm to
quote:

I'm a non-believer, actually.


quote:

StrongBackWeakMind


Well, duh.
Posted by Captain Fantasy
Member since Mar 2013
1597 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:37 pm to
I bet OP said extra crispy with a black accent trying to act cool and that's why he got the stare down.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68130 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

Beats me. I was talking about the cornbread.

Sure you were Hoss, sure you were
Posted by MasCervezas
Ocean Springs
Member since Jul 2013
7958 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:38 pm to
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You probably confused their "you a stupid motherfricker" look for something else.


yeah it was probably more of a "you gon get raped" look
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
22650 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:38 pm to
quote:

The Cow Goes Moo Moo
Posted by Bruneaux
Thibodaux, La
Member since Aug 2015
618 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:41 pm to
you get a downvote for not curb stomping them for using a racial epithet
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40505 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

Actually, it was fricking cornbread.


Ain't nothin wrong with that.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:42 pm to
Go back to your Klan rally, Hitler.
Posted by HeadChange
Abort gay babies
Member since May 2009
43899 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:44 pm to
Why were the two dudes still in front of you the whole time
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

Why were the two dudes still in front of you the whole time


Because I didn't enforce my white privilege that would send them to the back of the line.
Posted by BamaChemE
Midland, TX
Member since Feb 2012
7358 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:47 pm to
I believe the source of confusion here lies with the "extra crispy" term. It's basically saying burnt which turn things black. By saying he doesn't mind his extra crispy, black folks took OP to mean he enjoyed the company of black women. This surprised the two black gentleman at OP's obvious forwardnes, meanwhile the women who knew OP realized he had no idea he had just said something so brazen and proceeded to laugh hysterically at the thought he could ever land any woman, much less a Nubian princess with a mastery of the culinary arts.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:48 pm
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67893 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:50 pm to
You're racist as frick
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10724 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

I believe the source of confusion here lies with the "extra crispy" term. It's basically saying burnt which turn things black. By saying he doesn't mind his extra crispy, black folks took OP to mean he enjoyed the company of black women. This surprised the two black gentleman at OP's obvious forwardnes, meanwhile the women who knew OP realized he had no idea he had just said something so brazen and proceeded to laugh hysterically


EXACTLY!!!

quote:

thought he could ever land any woman, much less a Nubian princess with a mastery of the culinary arts.


Frick you...
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