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re: I cant make this stuff up...
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Paddyshack
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Paddyshack
I suspect the OP is one of those social chameleons that speaks in jive when he is around black people.
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Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Salmon
quote:
I'm betting the awkwardness was just in your head
Im betting not because you didn't see the way those two dudes looked at me.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Salmon
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why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
Somebody answer the fricking question!
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Salmon
quote:Even Google doesn't know.
why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Paddyshack
I don't understand any of this, but you sound kind of racist.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm to Paddyshack
You should have asked the dudes wtf their problem was. Build bridges and stuff.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:27 pm to Paddyshack
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I guess in reality they were mad about "their" women showing a white boy more attention.
You probably want to make sure you park up front, in a well lit area from now on when you frequent that place.
'Dey be watchin'!
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:27 pm to StrongBackWeakMind
Because the chicken is darker.
Jesus people.
Jesus people.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:27 pm to Bmath
quote:
I suspect the OP is one of those social chameleons that speaks in jive when he is around black people
I actually lol'ed but no. Not hardly.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:27 pm to Paddyshack
I believe you.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:27 pm to Paddyshack
quote:
So, there is a hole-in-the-wall home cooking joint right up the road from the office. I eat there probably 3 times a week. It's run by all black women (who are extremely nice/genuine), and they frickin love me, and I frickin love their food.
I go in today, and there is two big black dudes in front of me in line. The girl behind the counter was serving them, but when she saw me in line, she said "heeeeeey baby, how you doing today? That's all the chicken we got left" (as she points at the chicken because she knows that I love their BBQ chicken). Any way this seemed to slightly upset one of the black dudes in front of me. Didn't think anything of it and continued on.
So at the end, they always ask what kind of bread you would like. I always get the jalepeno hotwater cornbread. As she is putting it in my to-go plate, I noticed it was fried longer than normal. So in a completely innocent way I say "That's alright I don't mind extra crispy at all." And the women behind the counter died laughing. It took me a second but I realized what I had said and it was pretty funny.
However, you honestly would have thought I dropped the n-word on the two dudes in front of me. They both turned on me at the same time with a look of "no way did this frickin honky just say he likes extra crispy". I guess in reality they were mad about "their" women showing a white boy more attention. And then took my comment completely out of context. In the end, I just found the entire situation to be very humorous.
I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny. And thought I would share with the OT. TGIF! Then, I stood up, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
FIFY.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:28 pm to X123F45
quote:Ah.
Because the chicken is darker.
quote:I'm a non-believer, actually.
Jesus people.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:28 pm to Salmon
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can you explain?
why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
Glad I'm not the only one sitting here wondering this.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:28 pm to Paddyshack
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:29 pm to Darth_Vader
Keep in mind it was bbq chicken.
If it was crispy...what color would it be?
If it was crispy...what color would it be?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:29 pm to Paddyshack
They probably just thought you were gay like that guy in the pink shirt at the chevron a couple years ago.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:30 pm to X123F45
I'm so confused.
ETA: I think it makes sense now. They were probably looking at you like an idiot because you thought BBQ chicken was fried.
ETA: I think it makes sense now. They were probably looking at you like an idiot because you thought BBQ chicken was fried.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:30 pm to Paddyshack
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It took me a second but I realized what I had said and it was pretty funny.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:31 pm to Salmon
OT, but do black people eat pot roast?
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