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I cant make this stuff up...

Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10724 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:17 pm
So, there is a hole-in-the-wall home cooking joint right up the road from the office. I eat there probably 3 times a week. It's run by all black women (who are extremely nice/genuine), and they frickin love me, and I frickin love their food.

I go in today, and there is two big black dudes in front of me in line. The girl behind the counter was serving them, but when she saw me in line, she said "heeeeeey baby, how you doing today? That's all the chicken we got left" (as she points at the chicken because she knows that I love their BBQ chicken). Any way this seemed to slightly upset one of the black dudes in front of me. Didn't think anything of it and continued on.

So at the end, they always ask what kind of bread you would like. I always get the jalepeno hotwater cornbread. As she is putting it in my to-go plate, I noticed it was fried longer than normal. So in a completely innocent way I say "That's alright I don't mind extra crispy at all." And the women behind the counter died laughing. It took me a second but I realized what I had said and it was pretty funny.



However, you honestly would have thought I dropped the n-word on the two dudes in front of me. They both turned on me at the same time with a look of "no way did this frickin honky just say he likes extra crispy". I guess in reality they were mad about "their" women showing a white boy more attention. And then took my comment completely out of context. In the end, I just found the entire situation to be very humorous.

I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny. And thought I would share with the OT. TGIF!


ETA: Geez how some of you would imply that I am racist is beyond me. And I don't think "extra crispy" offended anyone. I think they took it as I don't mind black women. They were the ones who laughed at first, not me. Im still slightly confused too.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40508 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:18 pm to
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and they frickin love me


You sound like Trump.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70418 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:19 pm to
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I just found the entire situation to be very humorous.

I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny. And thought I would share with the OT. TGIF


I am glad you said this because I thought you were going to be upset or something and I was going to say to get over it.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
102497 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:20 pm to
I guess you had to be there.
Posted by Tactical1
Denham Springs
Member since May 2010
27121 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:20 pm to
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I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny.


Wasn't cool, and wasn't funny.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58320 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to
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I cant make this stuff up...



You must have a terrible imagination
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85096 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to
can you explain?

why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
40508 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to
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why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?


What isn't?
Posted by Phil A Sheo
equinsu ocha
Member since Aug 2011
12166 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to
You're lucky to be alive!
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10724 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:22 pm to
quote:

why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?


Beats me. I was talking about the cornbread.
Posted by dnm3305
Member since Feb 2009
14674 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:23 pm to
You should have said you like your cornbread like you like your women...thick, black and nasty. Then looked at the two black guys and said "Am I right my brothas?!" Sure it doesnt make sense, but bitches love that shite.
Posted by Paddyshack
Land of the Free
Member since Sep 2015
10724 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:23 pm to
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I guess you had to be there.


Guess so. I tried to paint a vivid picture of the situation. It was quite funny until it got quite aqward.
Posted by jeffsdad
Member since Mar 2007
23371 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:23 pm to
don't understand this either.
Posted by whoisnickdoobs
Lafayette
Member since Apr 2012
9352 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to
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"That's alright I don't mind extra crispy at all."


I don't get it.
Posted by Artie Rome
Hwy 1
Member since Jul 2014
8757 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to
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TGIF!


Boy, you said a mouthful!
Posted by Dorothy
Munchkinland
Member since Oct 2008
18154 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to
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"no way did this frickin honky just say he likes extra crispy"


Ok, I know I'm old & dumb, but WTF is "extra crispy" supposed to imply?

I even looked it up on Urban Dictionary & don't see anything that fits into making what you said funny or offensive.
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18758 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85096 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to
quote:

It was quite funny until it got quite aqward.


I'm betting the awkwardness was just in your head
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
31802 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to
TLDR: A couple black women humor racist OP because he spends a lot of money in their restaurant
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
28706 posts
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:25 pm to
I'm guessing you're about 30lbs overweight.

Black women love them some big white guys.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm
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