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I cant make this stuff up...
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:17 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:17 pm
So, there is a hole-in-the-wall home cooking joint right up the road from the office. I eat there probably 3 times a week. It's run by all black women (who are extremely nice/genuine), and they frickin love me, and I frickin love their food.
I go in today, and there is two big black dudes in front of me in line. The girl behind the counter was serving them, but when she saw me in line, she said "heeeeeey baby, how you doing today? That's all the chicken we got left" (as she points at the chicken because she knows that I love their BBQ chicken). Any way this seemed to slightly upset one of the black dudes in front of me. Didn't think anything of it and continued on.
So at the end, they always ask what kind of bread you would like. I always get the jalepeno hotwater cornbread. As she is putting it in my to-go plate, I noticed it was fried longer than normal. So in a completely innocent way I say "That's alright I don't mind extra crispy at all." And the women behind the counter died laughing. It took me a second but I realized what I had said and it was pretty funny.
However, you honestly would have thought I dropped the n-word on the two dudes in front of me. They both turned on me at the same time with a look of "no way did this frickin honky just say he likes extra crispy". I guess in reality they were mad about "their" women showing a white boy more attention. And then took my comment completely out of context. In the end, I just found the entire situation to be very humorous.
I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny. And thought I would share with the OT. TGIF!
ETA: Geez how some of you would imply that I am racist is beyond me. And I don't think "extra crispy" offended anyone. I think they took it as I don't mind black women. They were the ones who laughed at first, not me. Im still slightly confused too.
I go in today, and there is two big black dudes in front of me in line. The girl behind the counter was serving them, but when she saw me in line, she said "heeeeeey baby, how you doing today? That's all the chicken we got left" (as she points at the chicken because she knows that I love their BBQ chicken). Any way this seemed to slightly upset one of the black dudes in front of me. Didn't think anything of it and continued on.
So at the end, they always ask what kind of bread you would like. I always get the jalepeno hotwater cornbread. As she is putting it in my to-go plate, I noticed it was fried longer than normal. So in a completely innocent way I say "That's alright I don't mind extra crispy at all." And the women behind the counter died laughing. It took me a second but I realized what I had said and it was pretty funny.
However, you honestly would have thought I dropped the n-word on the two dudes in front of me. They both turned on me at the same time with a look of "no way did this frickin honky just say he likes extra crispy". I guess in reality they were mad about "their" women showing a white boy more attention. And then took my comment completely out of context. In the end, I just found the entire situation to be very humorous.
I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny. And thought I would share with the OT. TGIF!

ETA: Geez how some of you would imply that I am racist is beyond me. And I don't think "extra crispy" offended anyone. I think they took it as I don't mind black women. They were the ones who laughed at first, not me. Im still slightly confused too.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:32 pm
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:18 pm to Paddyshack
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and they frickin love me
You sound like Trump.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:19 pm to Paddyshack
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I just found the entire situation to be very humorous.
I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny. And thought I would share with the OT. TGIF
I am glad you said this because I thought you were going to be upset or something and I was going to say to get over it.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:20 pm to Paddyshack
I guess you had to be there.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:20 pm to Paddyshack
quote:
I know, CSB, but I thought it was funny.
Wasn't cool, and wasn't funny.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to Paddyshack
quote:
I cant make this stuff up...
You must have a terrible imagination
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to Paddyshack
can you explain?
why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to Salmon
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why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
What isn't?
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:21 pm to Paddyshack
You're lucky to be alive!
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:22 pm to Salmon
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why is "extra crispy" offensive to black people?
Beats me. I was talking about the cornbread.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:23 pm to Paddyshack
You should have said you like your cornbread like you like your women...thick, black and nasty. Then looked at the two black guys and said "Am I right my brothas?!" Sure it doesnt make sense, but bitches love that shite.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:23 pm to LSUBoo
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I guess you had to be there.
Guess so. I tried to paint a vivid picture of the situation. It was quite funny until it got quite aqward.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:23 pm to Salmon
don't understand this either.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to Paddyshack
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"That's alright I don't mind extra crispy at all."
I don't get it.
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to Paddyshack
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TGIF!
Boy, you said a mouthful!
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to Paddyshack
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"no way did this frickin honky just say he likes extra crispy"
Ok, I know I'm old & dumb, but WTF is "extra crispy" supposed to imply?
I even looked it up on Urban Dictionary & don't see anything that fits into making what you said funny or offensive.

Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to Paddyshack
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It was quite funny until it got quite aqward.
I'm betting the awkwardness was just in your head
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:24 pm to Paddyshack
TLDR: A couple black women humor racist OP because he spends a lot of money in their restaurant
Posted on 12/4/15 at 1:25 pm to Paddyshack
I'm guessing you're about 30lbs overweight.
Black women love them some big white guys.
Black women love them some big white guys.
This post was edited on 12/4/15 at 1:26 pm
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