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I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:53 pm
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:53 pm
Not made by humans of course.
Yes, I am 1 pint and a beer in. Yes, I am watching ancient aliens. With all understanding that this is a one sided view, I freaking believe. No, I have not done any other research.
These are the "facts" that swayed me: 1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact. 3) It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.
No link. Watching ancient aliens. That's why the word facts is in quotations.
Yes, I am 1 pint and a beer in. Yes, I am watching ancient aliens. With all understanding that this is a one sided view, I freaking believe. No, I have not done any other research.
These are the "facts" that swayed me: 1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact. 3) It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.
No link. Watching ancient aliens. That's why the word facts is in quotations.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 11:04 pm
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:54 pm to MuhRussians
Moons are satellites tho...
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 11:01 pm
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:54 pm to MuhRussians
Muh moon.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:54 pm to MuhRussians
Alter
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:54 pm to MuhRussians
I like vaginas.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:55 pm to MuhRussians
RA'd for possible ****.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:55 pm to MuhRussians
The moon is a satellite.
Do you know what a satellite is?
Do you know what a satellite is?
Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:57 pm to MuhRussians
Lemme grab an 8th un@gmail
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Posted on 1/19/18 at 10:58 pm to MuhRussians
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I believe the moon is a satellite.
The moon IS a satellite, you fricking moron.
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It doesn't rotate.
It DOES rotate, you fricking moron.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 11:00 pm
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:03 pm to Pecker
I apologize. I meant that I believe it is an artificial satellite.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:05 pm to TigerstuckinMS
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The moon IS a satellite, you fricking moron.
This guy is obviously no astrologer.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:05 pm to TigerstuckinMS
It does not rotate. It orbits the earth. Those are not the same. This is why there is a dark side of the moon never faces the earth.
This post was edited on 1/19/18 at 11:07 pm
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:06 pm to MuhRussians
Did ancient humans find a way to launch this fricking thing, or are you saying something else makes the tide come in and out?
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:06 pm to MuhRussians
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I believe the moon is a satellite
Special effects by Peanut.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:07 pm to deeprig9
The moon most certainly is the reason for the tides.
Also, I'm not saying human beings constructed the moon.
Also, I'm not saying human beings constructed the moon.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:08 pm to MuhRussians
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1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact
This could be explained by what makes up the moon. It likely has a shallow crust and a metallic core like iron ore.
I'm not sure why it doesn't rotate. I always thought it did
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:09 pm to MuhRussians
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All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth.
Huh. No, it doesn't.
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Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact.
Ringing? What impacts?
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It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.
It rotates.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:09 pm to MuhRussians
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This is why there is a dark side of the moon never faces the earth.
When I come home cold and tired, it's good to warm my bones beside the fire. Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell calls the faithful to their knees to hear the softly spoken magic spells.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:10 pm to MuhRussians
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Yes, I am 1 pint and a beer in.
Multiple both of those by 4 as well as 2 bowls.
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These are the "facts" that swayed me: 1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact. 3) It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.
I only need 1: life is dependent on the Moon. Remove the Moon and see what happens. Just the tide for the past 3 billion years is enough to discount it.
Posted on 1/19/18 at 11:10 pm to MuhRussians
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t does not rotate. It orbits the earth. Those are not the same. This is why there is a dark side of the moon never faces the earth.
Just stop. There is the far side of the moon, while the other thing is just Pink Floyd’s masterpiece. The moon does rotate, but the far side exists because it’s tidally locked.
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