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MuhRussians
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Member since Jun 2017
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I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Not made by humans of course.

Yes, I am 1 pint and a beer in. Yes, I am watching ancient aliens. With all understanding that this is a one sided view, I freaking believe. No, I have not done any other research.

These are the "facts" that swayed me: 1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact. 3) It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.

No link. Watching ancient aliens. That's why the word facts is in quotations.

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tigerbait121
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Image: https://media.giphy.com/media/1094A0iSSRsHWo/giphy.gif


Moons are satellites tho...
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GeorgeTheGreek
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Muh moon.


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jefforize
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Alter


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bigberg2000
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ThatMakesSense
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
RA'd for possible ****.


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Pecker
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
The moon is a satellite.

Do you know what a satellite is?


jefforize
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Lemme grab an 8th un@gmail
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TigerstuckinMS
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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I believe the moon is a satellite.

The moon IS a satellite, you fricking moron.
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It doesn't rotate.

It DOES rotate, you fricking moron.
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MuhRussians
New Orleans Saints Fan
Member since Jun 2017
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
I apologize. I meant that I believe it is an artificial satellite.


northshorebamaman
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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The moon IS a satellite, you fricking moron.

This guy is obviously no astrologer.


MuhRussians
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Member since Jun 2017
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
It does not rotate. It orbits the earth. Those are not the same. This is why there is a dark side of the moon never faces the earth.
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deeprig9
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
Did ancient humans find a way to launch this fricking thing, or are you saying something else makes the tide come in and out?


Oswald
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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I believe the moon is a satellite

Special effects by Peanut.


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MuhRussians
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
The moon most certainly is the reason for the tides.

Also, I'm not saying human beings constructed the moon.


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deltaland
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact


This could be explained by what makes up the moon. It likely has a shallow crust and a metallic core like iron ore.

I'm not sure why it doesn't rotate. I always thought it did


Peazey
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth.


Huh. No, it doesn't.

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Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact.


Ringing? What impacts?

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It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.


It rotates.


deeprig9
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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This is why there is a dark side of the moon never faces the earth.



When I come home cold and tired, it's good to warm my bones beside the fire. Far away across the field, the tolling of the iron bell calls the faithful to their knees to hear the softly spoken magic spells.


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OMLandshark
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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Yes, I am 1 pint and a beer in.


Multiple both of those by 4 as well as 2 bowls.

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These are the "facts" that swayed me: 1) All the craters on the moon only go so deep. This means the deepest craters all have the same depth. 2) Twice, impacts have produced a ringing upon impact. 3) It doesn't rotate. All other moons that we know of have rotation.


I only need 1: life is dependent on the Moon. Remove the Moon and see what happens. Just the tide for the past 3 billion years is enough to discount it.


Spock's Eyebrow
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re: I believe the moon is an artificial satellite.
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t does not rotate. It orbits the earth. Those are not the same. This is why there is a dark side of the moon never faces the earth.


Just stop. There is the far side of the moon, while the other thing is just Pink Floyd’s masterpiece. The moon does rotate, but the far side exists because it’s tidally locked.


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