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re: Hypothetical Tax Evasion Scenarios
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:45 pm to fr33manator
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:45 pm to fr33manator
quote:
It wasn't his wife.
Female impersonator?
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Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:46 pm to TSLG
audit on the way
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:47 pm to Red Stick Tigress
I think they prefer Ladyboy.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 4:55 pm to fr33manator
quote:
The joke's on you.
It wasn't his wife.
Well, that thing he fricks certainly has soft hands.
Eta: will I need to 1099 he/she?
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:02 pm to TSLG
Legally? Make yourself a closely held S-corporation and pay yourslf dividends instead of a salary.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:23 pm to TSLG
quote:Wow... so you're pretty upset about the prospect of me taking my time to make the government aware of your "hypothetical", huh...
TSLG
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:42 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
Wow... so you're pretty upset about the prospect of me taking my time to make the government aware of your "hypothetical", huh...
frick no...i dont pay taxes.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:45 pm to yankeeundercover
But, i would be upset about the irs classifying your ole lady's handy service business as an employee. Id hate for it to cost me like $7 a handy.
Dat way too much.
Dat way too much.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:46 pm to euquol
Years ago a guy with a coin opt. Laundromat would take hundreds of dollars of change to his church every week as a donation, but in reality he was just trading his change for paper money with the help of his wife that was in charge of deposits at the church. The fraudulent donations to his church was a secondary finding to an IRS audit. The IRS used a formula tied directly to the water bill that proved the owner was under reporting income. Each machine used X amount of water per use and his water consumption was much higher than the income he was reporting. I'am sure the case was more complicated than this, but my point is they have lots of tools and smart people to find fraud.
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 5:49 pm
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:50 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
so you're pretty upset about the prospect of me taking my time to make the government aware of your "hypothetical", huh...
He was asking for a "friend". Now you have the IRS checking him out!
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:54 pm to TSLG
quote:
TSLG
Maybe if your wife stopped holding back on the cash money she gets for hookin, you'd have money in the house.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:55 pm to TSLG
I have a mostly-cash business. I get 1099's that probably cover 75% of income. I could under-report the 25% if I wanted, but I don't want to screw with the IRS. I don't claim all of the business deductions that I could (like an idiot) as well.
The way I figure, if I ever do get audited and there's a discrepancy, maybe the lack of deductions will make up for it
The way I figure, if I ever do get audited and there's a discrepancy, maybe the lack of deductions will make up for it
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:58 pm to Gr8t8s
The IRS is a lot more aggressive than they used to be. They will freeze your assets and they will sell your assets including your house to settle your tax bill. It's not soemthing to frick around with.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:58 pm to sullivanct19a
Dude, you havent seen my wife. Im still surprised that she can bring in the $200 per month that she's getting.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 5:58 pm to TSLG
Saul Goodman suggests opening a nail salon.
EDIT: God damn you, NewIberiaHaircut. You look stupid, too.
EDIT: God damn you, NewIberiaHaircut. You look stupid, too.
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 6:00 pm
Posted on 1/3/16 at 6:07 pm to TSLG
I would have to say first give money to Hillary Clinton's campaign. Second contact Rev Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, they can get away with not paying taxes.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 6:12 pm to TigerstuckinMS
quote:
a nail salon.
Im looking into this now. I sent yankee's wife a text to work up some numbers.
I figure if we charge $20 per manicure, with a $7 addon handy, we can make bank. She can even give 2 handies at a time; ive seen it. So, if we can average 7 manicures and 3 handies an hour, we'll be grossing $161 per hour!!! Double that if shell let em piihb.
20 hr days = $3,220 per day!!!!
If i trade that for stamps, i could get $6440 in food.
I bet i could get all the neighborhood kids to sign something saying they picked up stuff for $599 a year too.
Ok...i think im ready to take this to the money board.
Posted on 1/3/16 at 6:17 pm to TSLG
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She can even give 2 handies at a time; ive seen it.
It should be 4 at a time if she weren't a rank amateur. You've got to force her to use optimal tip-to-tip efficiency. You pair that with properly matching up dick-to-floor ratios, and she can start hotswapping new guys in between strokes and really start boosting that cash flow.
This post was edited on 1/3/16 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 1/3/16 at 6:17 pm to TSLG
GOOD NEWS!!!!
Mrs. Yankee is down! I also got an email grom somebody named HammerTime. He said he wanted in too. That's 4 handies at a time.
No worries, i checked his hands. Smooth as a baby's bottom. He'll be a nice addition.
BRING ON THE STARBUCKS GIFT CARDS.
Mrs. Yankee is down! I also got an email grom somebody named HammerTime. He said he wanted in too. That's 4 handies at a time.
No worries, i checked his hands. Smooth as a baby's bottom. He'll be a nice addition.
BRING ON THE STARBUCKS GIFT CARDS.
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