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re: Husbands & wives - top complaints?
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:22 am to freemanjiro
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:22 am to freemanjiro
Not enough sex.
Seriously, if my ex would have laid it on me all the time I would have overlooked a ton of shite.
Women, frick your man. To quote spicy Stacy- "the secret to a happy marriage is to keep his belly full and his balls empty."
Seriously, if my ex would have laid it on me all the time I would have overlooked a ton of shite.
Women, frick your man. To quote spicy Stacy- "the secret to a happy marriage is to keep his belly full and his balls empty."
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Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:30 am to freemanjiro
Tell you what gets me stirred up about women, they dont like noises. God forbid I watch a video on my phone.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:30 am to freemanjiro
When dealing with the Japanese, I just say "Don't make me go Hiroshima on your arse" whenever I reach the point where I am through arguing.
The proper response is "So solly for Pearl Hah-buh".
The proper response is "So solly for Pearl Hah-buh".
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:36 am to freemanjiro
Well, I think the most important thing is figuring out what works for you.
At this point in our society I think we are well past conventional norms.
Instead of trying to figure out what you "should be", I would focus more on figuring out what you want to be and want each other to be.
At this point in our society I think we are well past conventional norms.
Instead of trying to figure out what you "should be", I would focus more on figuring out what you want to be and want each other to be.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:37 am to freemanjiro
Not reading all your dumbass drivel.
Bye
Bye
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:39 am to BRgetthenet
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Not reading all your dumbass drivel. Bye
Bye Baller! Thanks!!
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:40 am to BRgetthenet
My number one complaint.... I don't get to go fishing enough.
Her number one complaint.... I fish to much.
Her number one complaint.... I fish to much.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:41 am to PolyPusher86
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Holy fricking wall of text, tl/dr
Bye
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:49 am to freemanjiro
You're a shite poster, shut the frick up or I'll beat your arse
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:57 am to PolyPusher86
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You're a shite poster, shut the frick up or I'll beat your arse
If directed at me, then sigh. Thanks for upgrading the OT with your post, awesome poster guy.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 7:57 am to freemanjiro
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80 posts
No one cares what your hoping for
my wife's pussy is too tight
This post was edited on 11/2/15 at 7:59 am
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:00 am to fr33manator
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Not enough sex. Seriously, if my ex would have laid it on me all the time I would have overlooked a ton of shite. Women, frick your man. To quote spicy Stacy- "the secret to a happy marriage is to keep his belly full and his balls empty."
Merited.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:00 am to freemanjiro
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:04 am to PolyPusher86
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Holy fricking wall of text, tl/dr
Bye
This.
And yes, I saw the OP's disclaimer. That doesn't count if you don't have any pics.
ETA: I threw in a downvote for good measure.
This post was edited on 11/2/15 at 8:05 am
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:10 am to freemanjiro
Cane her 
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:20 am to bird35
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My number one complaint.... I don't get to go fishing enough.
Her number one complaint.... I fish to much.
I wish mine would go fishing more.. and go hunting and stay away all weekend while i chill at home with the kids and sew stuff.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:23 am to Corch Urban Myers
Break her feet, bind them so they look smaller and make her dress in whiteface.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:26 am to foshizzle
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This. And yes, I saw the OP's disclaimer. That doesn't count if you don't have any pics. ETA: I threw in a downvote for good measure.
Pic - happy frickers?
Nudes cost extra and I reiterate, they would not be worth it to real ballers.
And while I am at it, frick my 83 post count. Errybody happy?This post was edited on 11/2/15 at 9:25 am
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:36 am to freemanjiro
Damn dude. I wouldn't have done that, but congrats on the cute wife.
All in all, most arguments are about petty, small things. A good marriage is often based on letting those little things go. They don't really matter much if you're happy overall.
All in all, most arguments are about petty, small things. A good marriage is often based on letting those little things go. They don't really matter much if you're happy overall.
Posted on 11/2/15 at 8:40 am to freemanjiro
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Husbands & wives - top complaints?
I don't complain when mrs noname is on top...
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