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Humans are closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas

Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:51 pm
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:51 pm
And an mma champ would fricking destroy and average sized chimp. frick all y’all
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 5:55 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:52 pm to
Well those chimps need to get the frick away
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7201 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:52 pm to
It must suck to be stupid.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141068 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:52 pm to
3 bans, 4 pm's.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
11220 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:53 pm to
Na frick you bro and yo chimp hating arse
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:57 pm to
We’ve been willing to do a GoFundMe for you to put your money where your mouth is. We just need a good lawyer to write up a contract just so your family- I mean the chimp’s owner can’t sue when you win.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:00 pm to
Bro I’m down. I’ll kick the frick out that chimp
Posted by hombreman9
USA
Member since Feb 2009
3782 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:01 pm to
Haag, feel like getting a gator out of 187 undercover’s pond?
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
68343 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:01 pm to
How close are humans to gorillas?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
60078 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:01 pm to
I agree. I was at Walmart earlier
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm to
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm to
I don't think you understand. The chimp's muscles are much much denser. And like a retarded person they have no muscle control. It's 100% all the time. Chimps have literally ripped the arms off of grown men. And then you know what they do? Rip off the genitals.



Good luck.
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm to
I’m not fricking with a gator without a gun
Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
Gods country
Member since Sep 2016
18636 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:03 pm to
I’d kick him in his nuts
Posted by Tigers0891
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2017
7196 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:03 pm to
You’ll be banned eventually for the constant trolling. Hopefully in your down time you find something to do outside of messing with animals.

Also , at the same time, I hope you encounter a pissed off 20 pound Tom cat. That sumbitch will give you all want and some and you’ll finally realize a chimp is a death sentence.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:07 pm to
He'd rip yours off..with a foot.
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:07 pm to
Bonobo


VS

Brock Lesnar

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62705 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:08 pm to
Your only chance is to head toward water. Chimps absolutely cannot swim. Because their muscles are so fricking dense.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
70176 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:08 pm to
No man would stand a chance against a full grown healthy chimp
Posted by ctiger69
Member since May 2005
31030 posts
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:09 pm to
This thread is racist.
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