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Humans are closer to chimps than chimps are to gorillas
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:51 pm
And an mma champ would fricking destroy and average sized chimp. frick all y’all
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 5:55 pm
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Well those chimps need to get the frick away
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:52 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
It must suck to be stupid.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:53 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Na frick you bro and yo chimp hating arse
Posted on 5/14/19 at 5:57 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
We’ve been willing to do a GoFundMe for you to put your money where your mouth is. We just need a good lawyer to write up a contract just so your family- I mean the chimp’s owner can’t sue when you win.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:00 pm to OMLandshark
Bro I’m down. I’ll kick the frick out that chimp
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Haag, feel like getting a gator out of 187 undercover’s pond?
This post was edited on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
How close are humans to gorillas?
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:01 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I agree. I was at Walmart earlier
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
I don't think you understand. The chimp's muscles are much much denser. And like a retarded person they have no muscle control. It's 100% all the time. Chimps have literally ripped the arms off of grown men. And then you know what they do? Rip off the genitals.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:02 pm to hombreman9
I’m not fricking with a gator without a gun
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:03 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
You’ll be banned eventually for the constant trolling. Hopefully in your down time you find something to do outside of messing with animals.
Also , at the same time, I hope you encounter a pissed off 20 pound Tom cat. That sumbitch will give you all want and some and you’ll finally realize a chimp is a death sentence.
Also , at the same time, I hope you encounter a pissed off 20 pound Tom cat. That sumbitch will give you all want and some and you’ll finally realize a chimp is a death sentence.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
He'd rip yours off..with a foot.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:07 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Bonobo
VS
Brock Lesnar
VS
Brock Lesnar
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
Your only chance is to head toward water. Chimps absolutely cannot swim. Because their muscles are so fricking dense.
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:08 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
No man would stand a chance against a full grown healthy chimp
Posted on 5/14/19 at 6:09 pm to Hawgnsincebirth55
This thread is racist.
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