re: Human Bully Sticks; does size really matter to women?

Posted by Zappas Stache

Utility Muffin Research Kitchen

Member since Apr 2009

38685 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:15 pm to Auburn80

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if it really mattered that much, no white guy would get any.

There is that white guy on the internets that wears LSU stuff and....well....

Posted by Higgysmalls

Ft Lauderdale

Member since Jun 2016

6418 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:18 pm to Zappas Stache

We used to give bully sticks to the dog. When I told wife that a bully stick was the muscle in a cows penis they are no longer allowed

Posted by Amadeo

Member since Jan 2004

4814 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:19 pm to PsychTiger

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I have a perfectly normal and slightly above average penis at 5.5."

I was in the service with a guy who was about 5'8 on his good days. His height to equipment ratio was like God's own personal jest. We called him tripod.

Would have loved to been a fly on the wall when he presented himself for the first time to an unsuspecting female.

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Explains fat white girls with black guys.

AGAIN SIR, I take you back to my days in the service where I served as a voluntary medical assistant for 4 years. The salient point being, I've seen more black cocks than the Kardashian sisters, and indeed this board collectively could fantasize about in a hundred years. Do you have any idea how many little black acorns I witnessed?

It's only coming to this board in the last five years and it's "BBC" obsession, that I've come to realize, that I probably could have put both of my sons though college just be keeping my mouth shut.

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Posted by tiggerthetooth

Big Momma's House

Member since Oct 2010

61213 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:23 pm to Amadeo

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AGAIN SIR, I take you back to my days in the service where I served as a voluntary medical assistant for 4 years...the salient point being,...I've seen more black cocks than the Kardashian sisters, and indeed this board collectively could fantasize about in a hundred years...Do you have any idea how many little black acorns I witnessed?

It's only coming to this board in the last five years, that I've come to realize, that I probably could have put both of my sons though college just be keeping my mouth shut.

Most baws on here watch too much porn.

Almost everything they know about sex is from porn.

Posted by jflsufan

Baton Rouge, LA

Member since Mar 2013

4433 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:23 pm to Cliff Booth

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To be fair, by penis doesn't vibrate

OK. Make it one of those real skin dildo's. Same result.

Posted by Muthsera

Member since Jun 2017

7319 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:23 pm to SCgamecock2988

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Imagine being 6'4"+ with an average sized dick

Posted by LSUSkip

Central, LA

Member since Jul 2012

17546 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 4:24 pm to Cajunhawk81

So Cambodian women, are they attractive?

ETA: Good news guys, I've got a shot in the Netherlands.

This post was edited on 3/23/21 at 4:40 pm

Posted by texn

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Member since Nov 2019

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Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:02 pm to LSU Coyote

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LSU Coyote

Smart as a horse, hung like Einstein.

Posted by Globetrotter747

Member since Sep 2017

4310 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:32 pm to GreenRockTiger

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Is size really that much of an issue for women?

One thing people forget is that you have to have at least some game just to get to the point where having a big dick matters.

Nice facial features, a good figure (including big breasts), and money are qualities that are (or can be) noticed by the opposite sex and factored in from the very start - and strong personality traits come across in a casual setting as well.

But that 9'' cock of yours only plays in the 4th quarter and is going to be a non-factor until you can at least get to the point where it's appropriate to pull it out, so you best be able to play decently without it. And by that point, I would say women view a large dick as more of a bonus. If you do well enough to get her in the sack and the big reveal just isn't a major disappointment to her, I think you'll be OK.

Posted by northshorebamaman

Cochise County AZ

Member since Jul 2009

35479 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:43 pm to Globetrotter747

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But that 9'' cock of yours only plays in the 4th quarter and is going to be a non-factor until you can at least get to the point where it's appropriate to pull it out, so you best be able to play decently without it.

I'm not picking up chicks at a church potluck. The kind of girls that sleep with guys like me don't take all that much convincing.

Posted by BoardReader

Arkansas

Member since Dec 2007

6928 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:43 pm to Higgysmalls

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used to give bully stic When I told wife that a bully stick was the muscle in a cows penis they are no longer allowed

It is a bull. If your cow has a penis, it is not a cow by definition.

Posted by Globetrotter747

Member since Sep 2017

4310 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 5:48 pm to northshorebamaman

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I'm not picking up chicks at a church potluck. The kind of girls that sleep with guys like me don't take all that much convincing.

Sounds like you can do without pornstar talent then.

Posted by northshorebamaman

Cochise County AZ

Member since Jul 2009

35479 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:02 pm to Globetrotter747

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Sounds like you can do without pornstar talent then.

Looks that way too.

Posted by jimbeam

University of LSU

Member since Oct 2011

75703 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:09 pm to LSU Coyote

If I ever talk to a girl one day, I will ask them and report back to this thread.

Posted by LSU Coyote

Member since Sep 2007

53390 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:11 pm to jimbeam

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If I ever talk to a girl one day, I will ask them and report back to this thread.

Thanks for the field research.

I can get relatively close, smell them, but not close enough for a personal conversation.

Posted by Poker_hog

Member since Mar 2019

2922 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:19 pm to tigergirl10

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The only size decent women care about is how big a guy’s heart/soul/ability to love is

you misspelled bank account

Posted by TigerFanatic99

South Bend, Indiana

Member since Jan 2007

27559 posts

Posted on 3/23/21 at 6:34 pm to LSU Coyote

It all depends on the woman as well. My ex might as well have been dead when we had sex. She certainly wasn't impressed by any stretch. My wife on the other hand struggles taking it. You'd think I was hung like a baseball bat.