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re: How to meet sorority girls after college?

Posted on 7/1/17 at 6:41 pm to
Posted by BigPerm30
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Posted on 7/1/17 at 6:41 pm to
A little chloroform goes a long way. 2nd option is a cosmo which is almost as affective as chloroform.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
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Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:04 pm to
this guy gets it
Posted by CptBengal
BR Baby
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Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:34 pm to
Found Trillhog alter.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
15317 posts
Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:57 pm to
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The Tri Delt president my senior year was the daughter of a guy who drove a route truck for coca cola


Wonder how she kept her dads occupation secret.
Posted by Tempratt
Member since Oct 2013
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Posted on 7/1/17 at 7:59 pm to
This post was edited on 7/5/17 at 3:51 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
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Posted on 7/2/17 at 12:52 am to
She gave zero fricks. She was a 4.0 engineering major and a smokeshow.
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4783 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 1:24 am to
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Trillhog


Maybe, the patheticness of it has a Ditty Dirty Aubie feel to it.
This post was edited on 7/2/17 at 1:28 am
Posted by Capital Cajun
Over Yonder
Member since Aug 2007
5632 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 6:45 am to
The ones that didn't marry after college can be found at the nearest Mexican restaurant that has 2 for 1 margaritas on Fridays because they are teachers and that's what they do after their "tough week" at school.
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
47720 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 7:04 am to
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they do after their "tough week" at school


I think you are just mad because you don't get two recesses per day at work. It's pretty good pay for a part time job.
Posted by KennaBruh
Kenna, Brah
Member since Apr 2014
186 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 7:50 am to
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The ones that didn't marry after college can be found at the nearest Mexican restaurant that has 2 for 1 margaritas on Fridays


accurately describes my wife's awful sorority sis friends
Posted by Eli Goldfinger
Member since Sep 2016
32785 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 7:51 am to
I hear that sorority girls blend into society post-college.
Posted by BigRDawg17
Member since Jun 2017
197 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:22 am to
Starbucks inside a Target
Posted by Bmath
LA
Member since Aug 2010
18921 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:30 am to
Become a tennis, yoga, or spin class instructor.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:30 am to
You're out of college. Go find a young professional with a job. Not some chick who gets wasted every night and will end up blowing some Fratstar in the JL's bathroom.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138848 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:30 am to
quote:

How to meet sorority girls after college?
I got my equipment and experience to provide in-house Lazer hair removal and Botox parties

I'm no meteorologist, but it sure is raining bitches
This post was edited on 7/2/17 at 11:35 am
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 11:35 am to
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You're out of college. Go find a young professional with a job. Not some chick who gets wasted every night and will end up blowing some Fratstar in the JL's bathroom.


Maybe all he wants is a blow job in the bathroom at JLs

I'm 37 and a 20 year old blowing me in the bathroom sounds like a hell of a night
Posted by pwejr88
Red Stick
Member since Apr 2007
37960 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 1:36 pm to
It's "after college." Meet a nice young lady in church and have a marriage that lasts.
Posted by pensacola
pensacola
Member since Sep 2005
4832 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 1:45 pm to
The Villages
Posted by Abadeebadaba
FL
Member since Sep 2010
5038 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 1:53 pm to
The beach.
Posted by Maniac979
The Great State of Texas
Member since Jan 2012
2068 posts
Posted on 7/2/17 at 2:28 pm to
cialis...tight cargo shorts...the quad for the win.
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