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re: How to get the smell of cat piss out of fabric?

Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:22 pm to
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:22 pm to
Get yourself a new couch and kill the fricking cat.
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:26 pm to
Get yourself a new couch and kill the fricking cat.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
Member since May 2014
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:28 pm to
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Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
13193 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 1:39 pm to
Ancient Chinese secret:

Fill the back-pack full of baking soda (a couple of large boxes will work), then take a five gallon bucket and slowly pour a gallon of cheap vinegar into it. (Kitchen floor works great). Slowly submerge backpack into solution and the cat pee boils out right in front of your eyes leaving a fresh clean usable backpack.

Tell wifey to make you a sammich.
Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
36788 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:22 pm to
Fill up your bath tub with hot water, get some laundry detergent or some of the home remedies people mentioned, and hand wash that thing like people did before they had washing machines.
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 3:25 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76217 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:30 pm to
quote:

I have a big hiking backpack that a cat pissed on.
Now you don't, throw it away, it's ruined, a cat pissed on it.
quote:

It's too large for a washing machine.
No shite, washing machines are made for clothes, not backpacks.
quote:

How do I get it out?
If you can't get it in a washing machine, how would you need to get it out?

Post less.
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:31 pm to
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Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
76217 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:34 pm to
We have a presidential limousine with bloodstains on the trunk deck.
It's too large for a washing machine.
How do I get it out?
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 3:35 pm
Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:36 pm to
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Posted by Konkey Dong
Member since Aug 2013
2388 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:37 pm to
1. Get some sex panther
2. spray it on you to smell like your backpack
3. Sex
4. Profit

60% of the time, it works every time
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76217 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:37 pm to
If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

Posted by StrongBackWeakMind
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Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:38 pm to
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Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 3:38 pm to
quote:

We have a presidential limousine with bloodstains on the trunk deck.
It's too large for a washing machine.
How do I get it out?


Reading comprehension isn't really your strong point, is it?
Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
76217 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:19 pm to
1959 called, Syracuse is the National Champion.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76217 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 5:22 pm to
Cat piss remedies on anything?

Really? Throw it away, a cat pissed on it.

What is this, Field & Stream meets Good Housekeeping meets Hints from Heloise?

Outdoor Board

Piss arse thread was pissy.
Posted by Makinbacon
Member since Jul 2015
2791 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:16 pm to
Wasn't a joke.
I hate cats. frickem. They all should die.
Posted by Stud Bud
MS But travel all over the country
Member since Sep 2015
6958 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:21 pm to
Soak it in Gasoline. Don't light it on fire.

You're welcome.

I bet it won't smell like cat piss anymore.
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:27 pm to
That shite isn't in your fabric, it's in your nostrils and it's there permanently. You can't unsmell it. Congrats on the lifelong piss smell.
Posted by bencoleman
RIP 7/19
Member since Feb 2009
37887 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:32 pm to
The best way to get rid of cat piss smell is to throw the object away and kill the cat fact
Posted by bingo
indy-freakin'-anna
Member since Sep 2008
4209 posts
Posted on 9/30/15 at 7:33 pm to
nature's miracle. they sell it at petco. i have three cats and it has gotten the smell out of everything from my brand new, restoration hardware, leather sofa to carpets to hardwood floors. the only thing i have found that really works.

editing to let you know that i have tried all of the other home and store remedies listed in this thread (besides the killing the cat advice :)) and the above product really does work. no, i do not sell it, it has just saved a lot of nice things from the dumpster at my house.
This post was edited on 9/30/15 at 7:41 pm
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