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How to get perfect drunk at open bar wedding
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:48 am
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:48 am
Anyone know the perfect recipe at an open bar wedding? Couple of bourbon and cokes then some red wine? Beers only?
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:50 am to reauxlltide40
Start drinking before you go
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:50 am to reauxlltide40
I remember my first beer.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:50 am to reauxlltide40
Club soda w/ lime.
Open bar weddings are prime hunting grounds.
Stay sober and limit out.
Open bar weddings are prime hunting grounds.
Stay sober and limit out.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:53 am to reauxlltide40
Do what I did a couple of years ago. Start by taking and addy on no sleep for a day. Next drink a whole bottle of wine on an empty stomach plus some whiskey shots. Then black out and wake up in your bed only realizing later though friends that you knocked a group of bridesmaids in a ditch during the groom and brides walkout. Also was chasing girl's and mom's trying to grab their arse during the band. FML
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:56 am to reauxlltide40
Whiskey and Ginger Ale with a splash of lemon or lime. Just keep it moderate and regulate with food.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:57 am to reauxlltide40
Open mouth, insert alcohol.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:59 am to HowardThePig
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Do what I did a couple of years ago. Start by taking and addy on no sleep for a day. Next drink a whole bottle of wine on an empty stomach plus some whiskey shots. Then black out and wake up in your bed only realizing later though friends that you knocked a group of bridesmaids in a ditch during the groom and brides walkout. Also was chasing girl's and mom's trying to grab their arse during the band. FML
I thought I made a fool out of myself a few times. You sir are a pro.

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How to get perfect drunk at open bar wedding
just make sure you eat...that was always my problem
This post was edited on 6/14/14 at 8:00 am
Posted on 6/14/14 at 7:59 am to reauxlltide40
Fireball. Lots and lots of Fireball.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:01 am to reauxlltide40
Know what you can handle and fricking be a man.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:01 am to reauxlltide40
Just make sure you eat.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:02 am to reauxlltide40
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Anyone know the perfect recipe at an open bar wedding?
Not really sure how an open bar wedding and drinking on a tab are any different other than you're paying for one. Anyway, sack up. It's open bar dude. Attack that open bar like if you don't al-Qaida will win.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:04 am to whit
Yes , I cannot wait for my first beer.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:06 am to reauxlltide40
If it's a Bama wedding I imagine the open bar will consist of Boone's Farm and Busch Light. Just make sure you get a few funnel cakes in you before really starting to pound the booze and you should be fine. As long as you're wearing shoes and a shirt with sleeves, I reckon you've got a decent shot at fricking something you aren't kin to. Good luck!
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:08 am to reauxlltide40
A cocktail or two before the dinner. Wine with dinner. Beer afterwards. You have to pace yourself and eat.
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:13 am to Chris Farley
Too bad I dont own a pair of shoes. Guess I'll have to settle for ol cousin jenny again
Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:14 am to HowardThePig
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Do what I did a couple of years ago. Start by taking and addy on no sleep for a day. Next drink a whole bottle of wine on an empty stomach plus some whiskey shots. Then black out and wake up in your bed only realizing later though friends that you knocked a group of bridesmaids in a ditch during the groom and brides walkout. Also was chasing girl's and mom's trying to grab their arse during the band. FML

Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:14 am to reauxlltide40
A suit, open bar and Birdie do not mix


Posted on 6/14/14 at 8:15 am to reauxlltide40
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open bar wedding
Is there any other kind of weddding?
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